It might be as well if someone were to tell Mr Peter Lodder QC, Learned Counsel that he undeniably is, that a plumber would have little use for "a pair of pliers" and would be much more likely to need "Grips" and "Wrenches".
Mr Lodder clearly knows very little about the real world.
Yes ~ I just know someone with an underdeveloped sense of humour will now "quote" the above and change Wrenches to Wenches