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The all new Barman is pining thread
« on: September 16, 2008, 01:52:34 PM »
What with LL away and all. Poor little chap


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What should we send him?
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Re: The all new Barman is pining thread
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2008, 01:54:19 PM »
I say send him Nick. BM would be so busy dealing with the constant flow of calamities and cock ups that he wouldnt notice the time passing till LL until she returns.  whistle:
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Re: The all new Barman is pining thread
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2008, 01:54:57 PM »
Scorchio, you say  rubschin:

Pissio here.

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Re: The all new Barman is pining thread
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2008, 02:26:00 PM »
Goat is gone...
I don't need a wig...
Have been drinking beer today (power off so no-can-do-work)...
Sri Lancan cleaning ironing lady arrives 9am Friday...

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Re: The all new Barman is pining thread
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2008, 03:03:15 PM »
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Re: The all new Barman is pining thread
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2008, 03:04:34 PM »
LL will be watching.  angry041:

Sri Lankan eh? eyes:

Dark girl then?
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Re: The all new Barman is pining thread
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2008, 03:14:35 PM »
Not another one! I've had Brother Wench staying at ours since Monday because his girlfriend is away for two and a half weeks and he is looonelllllly.  ::)
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Re: The all new Barman is pining thread
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2008, 03:15:28 PM »
Poison Cook for him
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Re: The all new Barman is pining thread
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2008, 03:18:04 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 16, 2008, 03:14:35 PM
Not another one! I've had Brother Wench staying at ours since Monday because his girlfriend is away for two and a half weeks and he is looonelllllly.  ::)
I'm not loonellllly....  whistle:
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Re: The all new Barman is pining thread
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2008, 03:19:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 16, 2008, 03:15:28 PM
Poison Cook for him

Cook, clean, bake, do his washing, entertain him.  ::) He's 28 FFS!
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Re: The all new Barman is pining thread
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2008, 03:21:55 PM »
Get a Sri Lankan gerl in then!
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Re: The all new Barman is pining thread
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2008, 03:26:22 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 16, 2008, 03:21:55 PM
Get a Sri Lankan gerl in then!

He already has a cleaner! I told him she could come and do our house seeing as this was where he was intent on living/creating mess this week.
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Re: The all new Barman is pining thread
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2008, 03:33:59 PM »
He has just called to say he doesn't like stirfry and can we have something else for dinner. Also to inform me that he and Mr Wench are going to the pub later and so could we have dinner early.  evil:
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Re: The all new Barman is pining thread
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2008, 03:41:24 PM »
Wenchy ~ I know you love this Welshman of yours but you are going to have to put your foot down with a very firm hand.

Someone is taking the p*ss ~ not only that but they are rubbing it in too.

Stand not for it my girl or you will have this for the rest of your days.  noooo:
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Re: The all new Barman is pining thread
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2008, 03:42:30 PM »
Being the diplomatic sort I'd tell him to fcku off.

You not going to pander to them are you?
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