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Offline Just One More

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One for the ladies
« on: September 17, 2008, 03:45:49 PM »
The story so far... I received training the other day off a lovely lass at work. Sat at the computer all afternoon with her, and all went well.

Today I had further training by somebody else. I saw her pass a couple of times and after the training I was chatting to her in the kitchen. I said " I didn't realise that you were pregnant". You can guess what came next, "sorry JOM, it's just the way the dress hangs".  redface: redface: redface:

I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me there and then, and couldn't apologise enough. She seemed OK about it and laughed. Do I just leave it there, do I drop her a note, a card, even a few chocs
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Re: One for the ladies
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2008, 03:48:12 PM »
Leave it there and be good buddies at work with a shared laugh or give her chocs and she will assume you want to get your leg over her. Now the latter could be a bad or a good thing depending on her response.
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Re: One for the ladies
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2008, 03:51:49 PM »
At this stage of the game I think pretending it never happened would be best.  lol:
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: One for the ladies
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2008, 04:51:07 PM »
Ask her if she wants to be pregnant?
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Offline Just One More

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Re: One for the ladies
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2008, 04:53:16 PM »
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Re: One for the ladies
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2008, 04:56:43 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on September 17, 2008, 04:53:16 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 17, 2008, 04:51:07 PM
Ask her if she wants to be pregnant?

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Re: One for the ladies
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2008, 05:06:25 PM »
Or "stay the night, I'll cook breakfast. How do you like your eggs? Fertilised or unfertilised?"
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Re: One for the ladies
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2008, 05:10:11 PM »
Fireman climbs through bedroom window of burning house to find a pretty blonde cowering in the corner.

Fireman: "You're the fifth pregnant woman I've rescued today"

Woman: "But I'm not pregnant"

Fireman: "You aren't rescued yet either"
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Re: One for the ladies
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2008, 05:29:22 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on September 17, 2008, 03:45:49 PM
The story so far... I received training the other day off a lovely lass at work. Sat at the computer all afternoon with her, and all went well.

Today I had further training by somebody else. I saw her pass a couple of times and after the training I was chatting to her in the kitchen. I said " I didn't realise that you were pregnant". You can guess what came next, "sorry JOM, it's just the way the dress hangs".  redface: redface: redface:

I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me there and then, and couldn't apologise enough. She seemed OK about it and laughed. Do I just leave it there, do I drop her a note, a card, even a few chocs


I've done that  redface:
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: One for the ladies
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2008, 05:31:27 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 17, 2008, 05:29:22 PM
Quote from: Just One More on September 17, 2008, 03:45:49 PM
The story so far... I received training the other day off a lovely lass at work. Sat at the computer all afternoon with her, and all went well.

Today I had further training by somebody else. I saw her pass a couple of times and after the training I was chatting to her in the kitchen. I said " I didn't realise that you were pregnant". You can guess what came next, "sorry JOM, it's just the way the dress hangs".  redface: redface: redface:

I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me there and then, and couldn't apologise enough. She seemed OK about it and laughed. Do I just leave it there, do I drop her a note, a card, even a few chocs


I've done that  redface:

The chocs or the gaffe?

As if we need to ask
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Re: One for the ladies
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2008, 05:34:19 PM »
No, you don'tneed to ask.

















She was ENORMOUS!
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Re: One for the ladies
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2008, 05:41:07 PM »
In keeping with the scale of most of your cock ups then Nick  point:
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Re: One for the ladies
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2008, 06:02:32 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 17, 2008, 05:10:11 PM
Fireman climbs through bedroom window of burning house to find a pretty blonde cowering in the corner.

Fireman: "You're the fifth pregnant woman I've rescued today"

Woman: "But I'm not pregnant"

Fireman: "You aren't rescued yet either"

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Re: One for the ladies
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2008, 06:03:14 PM »
LL asked "when is it due?" of an unfortunate plumper in the past!  point:
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