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[Barman]

Being alive is one thing ......feeling alive is completely another   

Oh poor you - tell us about it luvvie... 

[Miss Demeanour]

Just very very very very very fed up   

[Barman]

Just very very very very very fed up   

Go on...

[Miss Demeanour]

 I have the prospect of going to a wedding tomorrow of someone I have known for over 20 years. She has an inoperable brain tumour and suffice it to say this wedding has been arranged in less than 2 weeks so that says it all really.

Just dreading it really.

Work is shite

Blokes are shite

Children are selfish shites

Make mine a large one 

[Barman]

I have the prospect of going to a wedding tomorrow of someone I have known for over 20 years. She has an inoperable brain tumour and suffice it to say this wedding has been arranged in less than 2 weeks so that says it all really.

Just dreading it really.

Work is shite

Blokes are shite

Children are selfish shites

Make mine a large one 

Oh dear, I do really feel for you…

My brother in law got married (to my sister obviously) a few days before his death… wedding photos with a feeding tube up his nose are a grim reminder of what he had to go through.

However, the day was lovely, all their friends and family were there to support them and he was doing something that meant a great deal to both of them – I’m sure it will be the same for your friend too…

As for work, blokes and kids they’re all shite as you say… 

[Nick]

I'm not 

[Pastis]

See also: lack of werk, which is shitey shite 'n' scary 

[Barman]

I'm not 

Yes you are Nick!

[Darwins Selection]

I have the prospect of going to a wedding tomorrow of someone I have known for over 20 years. She has an inoperable brain tumour and suffice it to say this wedding has been arranged in less than 2 weeks so that says it all really.

Just dreading it really.

Work is shite

Blokes are shite

Children are selfish shites

Make mine a large one 

That sounds grim.

Remember it is still her big day and you need to celebrate it with her even more loudly than you would have otherwise.

As for the shite items you mention, I can apologise on behalf of cads with whom I share my gender and sympathise with the rest.

Now have a drink my dear and go to that wedding as the radiant life and soul that you are, and make your friends day.

[Pastis]

I have the prospect of going to a wedding tomorrow of someone I have known for over 20 years. She has an inoperable brain tumour and suffice it to say this wedding has been arranged in less than 2 weeks so that says it all really.

Just dreading it really.

Work is shite

Blokes are shite

Children are selfish shites

Make mine a large one 

That sounds grim.

Remember it is still her big day and you need to celebrate it with her even more loudly than you would have otherwise.

As for the shite items you mention, I can apologise on behalf of cads with whom I share my gender and sympathise with the rest.

Now have a drink my dear and go to that wedding as the radiant life and soul that you are, and make your friends day.

Well said, that man 

[Nick]

I bet she had a hangover 

[Miss Demeanour]

Remember it is still her big day and you need to celebrate it with her even more loudly than you would have otherwise.

As for the shite items you mention, I can apologise on behalf of cads with whom I share my gender and sympathise with the rest.

Now have a drink my dear and go to that wedding as the radiant life and soul that you are, and make your friends day.

DS you are / were right  

The day was very special - obviously very emotional, as she has deteriorated a lot since I last saw her and cannot walk without being supported etc. However the focus was all on the positive and sun shone brightly. I guess you couldn't ask for much more given the circumstances.

[Darwins Selection]

Remember it is still her big day and you need to celebrate it with her even more loudly than you would have otherwise.

As for the shite items you mention, I can apologise on behalf of cads with whom I share my gender and sympathise with the rest.

Now have a drink my dear and go to that wedding as the radiant life and soul that you are, and make your friends day.

DS you are / were right  

The day was very special - obviously very emotional, as she has deteriorated a lot since I last saw her and cannot walk without being supported etc. However the focus was all on the positive and sun shone brightly. I guess you couldn't ask for much more given the circumstances.

I am very pleased for you and her.




Did you catch the bouquet. . .

. . . or make any new "friends" 

[Miss Demeanour]

I had another event to go to on Saturday night and yes I made a new friend who has asked if he could buy me some food on Friday night . I guess another trip to McDonalds is in the offing 

[Nick]

Or a trip to Aldi