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Re: Family Leg Ends
« Reply #15 on: September 23, 2008, 04:09:52 PM »
Maiden Aunt #2, commenting on her driving across the end of an RAF runway (lights were on red and ignored) and having a jet take off a few feet from the roof of her car, causing near fatal heart attacks to her passengers.

"I've written to the Air Ministry. The pilot should have stopped, I had right of way and those lights have never worked."

Valley Airfield, Anglesey, c. 1963, I think
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Re: Family Leg Ends
« Reply #16 on: September 23, 2008, 04:13:21 PM »
And your ancestors. Are they related to you?
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Re: Family Leg Ends
« Reply #17 on: September 23, 2008, 04:22:11 PM »
Sadly and inevitably, yes  redface:






<<<<<   Which is why sometimes, I almost feel like letting go!
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Re: Family Leg Ends
« Reply #18 on: September 23, 2008, 07:25:38 PM »
Rear Window is a far better film IMHO
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Re: Family Leg Ends
« Reply #19 on: September 24, 2008, 07:28:29 AM »
Rear Window is a far better film IMHO

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Re: Family Leg Ends
« Reply #20 on: September 25, 2008, 10:32:16 AM »
Rear Window is a far better film IMHO

Agreed. However I didn't feel a pic of James Stewart, feet up, leg in plaster, gazing out of the window etc etc...
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Re: Family Leg Ends
« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2008, 03:23:22 PM »
Triggered by Snoopys "Dinner Tonight" latest:

A friend's mum (Spanish) often had problems with English. Corn on the Cob was delivered as Cob on the Knob eeek:

She also referred the chairman of ISIHAC as Little Humphreyton  ;)
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Re: Family Leg Ends
« Reply #22 on: September 30, 2008, 03:24:12 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Family Leg Ends
« Reply #23 on: October 01, 2008, 08:10:59 AM »
My Grandmother, after a large meal used to say she was full to the wax.  noooo: eeek: sick2:

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Re: Family Leg Ends
« Reply #24 on: October 01, 2008, 08:35:54 AM »
Mine always used to say that she'd "Had an elegant sufficiency" ~ which my lil Bruv and I changed to "Elephant Sufficiency"
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Re: Family Leg Ends
« Reply #25 on: October 01, 2008, 09:09:46 AM »
Any Uncle used to say "Mad as a March hare, in March"
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Re: Family Leg Ends
« Reply #26 on: October 01, 2008, 09:11:10 AM »
Of whom?
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Re: Family Leg Ends
« Reply #27 on: October 01, 2008, 09:12:13 AM »
Of whom?

All of us (not simultaneously of course)
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Re: Family Leg Ends
« Reply #28 on: October 01, 2008, 10:43:58 AM »
Red hat no drawers, as my Gran was oft to say about someone who was 'no better than she should be'.
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Re: Family Leg Ends
« Reply #29 on: October 01, 2008, 10:56:31 AM »
 lol: "All fur coat and no knickers" was another used in similar circs.

and "Whores Drawers" to describe Austrian Blinds
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