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Re: It seemed like a good idea at the time
« Reply #30 on: September 23, 2008, 03:00:56 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 22, 2008, 01:23:19 PM
Because it would look fvcking silly in tights
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Re: It seemed like a good idea at the time
« Reply #31 on: September 23, 2008, 03:02:38 PM »
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Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 22, 2008, 05:12:16 PM
I was hoping he could tell me about how he helped to build the Pyramids, too...
I thought spacemen built them...?  rubschin:

I was abducted by them you know, I still have the anal probe!
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Re: It seemed like a good idea at the time
« Reply #32 on: September 23, 2008, 03:05:24 PM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on September 23, 2008, 03:02:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 22, 2008, 05:37:11 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 22, 2008, 05:12:16 PM
I was hoping he could tell me about how he helped to build the Pyramids, too...
I thought spacemen built them...?  rubschin:

I was abducted by them you know, I still have the anal probe!
I think you'll find that is anal lube GOS...?  point:
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Re: It seemed like a good idea at the time
« Reply #33 on: September 23, 2008, 03:11:53 PM »
You sure? (I was asked if I wanted to assist in their breeding programme though)
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Re: It seemed like a good idea at the time
« Reply #34 on: September 23, 2008, 03:16:27 PM »
Present company excepted of course but I've noticed that in the main 'abductees' tend to be dozy Americans hicks.

I can't help wondering if our visitors are Betelgeuse Hillbillies...  whistle:
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Re: It seemed like a good idea at the time
« Reply #35 on: September 23, 2008, 04:03:19 PM »
DS - the plums are fine, I used Mrs TMR(to be's) sewing kit for a bit of home surgery. Job done.

The pain is down to various muscles being stretched to bursting point in my efforts to hang on to the wretched beast.
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Re: It seemed like a good idea at the time
« Reply #36 on: September 23, 2008, 04:12:35 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 23, 2008, 04:03:19 PM
The pain is down to various muscles being stretched to bursting point in my efforts to hang on to the wretched beast.

That is no way to speak of your espoused.  noooo:

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Re: It seemed like a good idea at the time
« Reply #37 on: September 23, 2008, 04:16:19 PM »
Camel Cock  point:
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Re: It seemed like a good idea at the time
« Reply #38 on: September 23, 2008, 04:16:35 PM »
You had better hope she doesn't see that, DS...

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Re: It seemed like a good idea at the time
« Reply #39 on: April 12, 2010, 12:04:29 PM »
I hate horses  evil:
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Re: It seemed like a good idea at the time
« Reply #40 on: April 12, 2010, 12:06:33 PM »
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Re: It seemed like a good idea at the time
« Reply #41 on: April 12, 2010, 12:19:34 PM »
1. When I was 6 a horse I was feeding was stung by a bee and reared  up over me with its hooves and everyfink
2. A police horse in London sneezed through my car window once and fired a ball of snot about the size of a football onto my steering wheel  sick2:
3. I gave a neighbour's horse and apple and it bit me  evil:
4. They know I don't like them and all the horses I meet now put their ears back and roll their eyes at me  scared2:
5. They are all bastards

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Re: It seemed like a good idea at the time
« Reply #42 on: April 12, 2010, 12:21:10 PM »
Okay... so why did you post on a 2008 thread about horses...?  confused2:
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Re: It seemed like a good idea at the time
« Reply #43 on: April 12, 2010, 12:21:48 PM »
I am the Affs and you owe me ?5 angel1
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Re: It seemed like a good idea at the time
« Reply #44 on: April 12, 2010, 12:25:12 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 12, 2010, 12:21:48 PM
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No, you are nutty...  whacky115
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