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The Monday Caption Competition
« on: September 22, 2008, 12:59:10 PM »


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Re: The Monday Caption Competition
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2008, 01:05:30 PM »
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Re: The Monday Caption Competition
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2008, 02:29:16 PM »
And as a result of our crackdown on knife crime, come the Ides when Gordon turns around I will stick this where the sun doesnt shine.
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Re: The Monday Caption Competition
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2008, 03:16:05 PM »
Gordon Brown is as straight as this ...... this............ er......... banana
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Re: The Monday Caption Competition
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2008, 03:46:44 PM »


"OK, would somebody else like to try putting a condom on it?"
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Re: The Monday Caption Competition
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2008, 06:03:07 PM »
I just met Ruth Kelly
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Re: The Monday Caption Competition
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2008, 06:05:54 PM »
I just met Ruth Kelly
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Re: The Monday Caption Competition
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2008, 06:07:26 PM »
 noooo:




















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Re: The Monday Caption Competition
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2008, 06:08:09 PM »
My wireless works tho...  point:
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Re: The Monday Caption Competition
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2008, 06:08:44 PM »
So do our others  evil:
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Re: The Monday Caption Competition
« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2008, 06:13:59 PM »
So do our others  evil:

What have you touched this time Nick?  point:
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