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BM is Gubbed
« on: September 24, 2008, 09:37:51 AM »
Is he, and what should he do?
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Re: BM is Gubbed
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2008, 09:46:51 AM »
Get a man in who knows what he is doing ~ alternatively he could take the nuclear option that I went for .......
Throw the fvcking thing on the tip and buy a new one. No amount of tinkering will mend these things, the problems are built in ~ BM just can't accept that. He is in denial but given long enough he will see that all his time spent resolving these problems, which occur with increasing regularity, has been wasted and he will end up having to buy a new one anyway.
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Re: BM is Gubbed
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2008, 09:59:12 AM »
He should install R2 of the forum software. That would keep him occupied and be an outlet for his talents abilities thingymajiggies.  censored:
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Re: BM is Gubbed
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2008, 10:08:14 AM »
He should install R2 of the forum software. That would keep him occupied and be an outlet for his talents abilities thingymajiggies.  censored:

R2?

Ransack? Ruin? (Given his spelling at times) Reck? D2?

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Re: BM is Gubbed
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2008, 10:19:48 AM »
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Re: BM is Gubbed
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2008, 10:20:57 AM »
Release 2 of Simple Machines Forum innit.

It's in beta but a forum bloke with massive IT specialities wouldnt be afraid of that now would he?  whistle:
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Re: BM is Gubbed
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2008, 10:21:30 AM »
Of course he wouldn't
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Re: BM is Gubbed
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2008, 10:22:24 AM »
Oh, and I forgot

Receding hairline...  whistle:

Release 2 of Simple Machines Forum innit.

It's in beta but a forum bloke with massive IT specialities wouldnt be afraid of that now would he?  whistle:

I figured thats what it meant, but it wouldnt have wound up old baldy as much.  whistle:
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Re: BM is Gubbed
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2008, 10:23:52 AM »
Do you speak thus of our glorious leader who stands head and shoulders above others in the world of throwing themselves off roofs and stuff? Surely not. noooo:
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Re: BM is Gubbed
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2008, 10:26:29 AM »
He rescues goats.




















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Re: BM is Gubbed
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2008, 11:56:18 AM »
Wonder if he has fixed it yet  whistle:
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Re: BM is Gubbed
« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2008, 12:09:39 PM »
Wonder if he has fixed it yet  whistle:
New Disk - check!
Install XP Pro - check!
Install LAN drivers - check!
Install AVG - check!
Install XP Updates - check!
Install ATI Drivers - check!
Configure twin displays - check!
Install Office - check!
Install Office Updates - check!
Install Firefox - check!
Install soundblaster - check!
Install Network Printer - check!
Install Photo Printer - check!

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Re: BM is Gubbed
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2008, 12:10:20 PM »
Is it werking though?
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Re: BM is Gubbed
« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2008, 12:24:50 PM »
Probably only the diagnostic program.  ;)

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Re: BM is Gubbed
« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2008, 12:25:11 PM »
He will have to get a man in  noooo:
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