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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Gggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
« Reply #30 on: September 29, 2008, 12:34:59 PM »
Can we be sure that Captain Calamity was actually hiding from Mrs Nick and it isnt a less embarrassing excuse....?  rubschin:
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Re: Gggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
« Reply #31 on: September 29, 2008, 12:36:10 PM »
I'm very tempted but Nick tells the tale so much better...
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Re: Gggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
« Reply #32 on: September 29, 2008, 12:40:02 PM »
BUT HE WON'T TELL IT!   Banghead


And why do you know anyway?   rubschin:
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Re: Gggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
« Reply #33 on: September 29, 2008, 12:45:20 PM »
Perhaps if I list all the ingredients in the tale, folk could then rearrange them into something plausible  rubschin:

In no particular order then:

Flashing headlights
A large bush
Getting The Boy to school
Wet hair
Being very late
Mrs Nick's ability to faff
An inquisitive neighbour
Returning to find a car in the drive
Rain
Blood pressure
Forgetting things (ref. Mrs Nick's ability to)

I think that just about covers it  eeek:


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Re: Gggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
« Reply #34 on: September 29, 2008, 01:17:54 PM »
It does  cloud9:
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Re: Gggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
« Reply #35 on: September 29, 2008, 01:19:31 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on September 29, 2008, 12:45:20 PM
Perhaps if I list all the ingredients in the tale, folk could then rearrange them into something plausible  rubschin:

In no particular order then:

Flashing headlights
A large bush
Getting The Boy to school
Wet hair
Being very late
Mrs Nick's ability to faff
An inquisitive neighbour
Returning to find a car in the drive
Rain
Blood pressure
Forgetting things (ref. Mrs Nick's ability to)

I think that just about covers it  eeek:




You left out the cakes and the rolling stock.
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Re: Gggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
« Reply #36 on: September 29, 2008, 01:20:24 PM »
Quote from: TG on September 29, 2008, 01:19:31 PM
Quote from: Pastis on September 29, 2008, 12:45:20 PM
Perhaps if I list all the ingredients in the tale, folk could then rearrange them into something plausible  rubschin:

In no particular order then:

Flashing headlights
A large bush
Getting The Boy to school
Wet hair
Being very late
Mrs Nick's ability to faff
An inquisitive neighbour
Returning to find a car in the drive
Rain
Blood pressure
Forgetting things (ref. Mrs Nick's ability to)

I think that just about covers it  eeek:




You left out the cakes and the rolling stock.
Haven't you got jobs to do...?  whistle:
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Re: Gggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
« Reply #37 on: September 29, 2008, 01:20:43 PM »
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Gggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
« Reply #38 on: September 29, 2008, 01:21:21 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 29, 2008, 01:20:24 PM
Quote from: TG on September 29, 2008, 01:19:31 PM
Quote from: Pastis on September 29, 2008, 12:45:20 PM
Perhaps if I list all the ingredients in the tale, folk could then rearrange them into something plausible  rubschin:

In no particular order then:

Flashing headlights
A large bush
Getting The Boy to school
Wet hair
Being very late
Mrs Nick's ability to faff
An inquisitive neighbour
Returning to find a car in the drive
Rain
Blood pressure
Forgetting things (ref. Mrs Nick's ability to)

I think that just about covers it  eeek:




You left out the cakes and the rolling stock.
Haven't you got jobs to do...?  whistle:

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Re: Gggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
« Reply #39 on: September 29, 2008, 03:08:26 PM »
Oh, I forgot one thing:

The possibility of a complete "Life Swop"  eeek:

Or: John Stonehouse

See also: Canoes
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Re: Gggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
« Reply #40 on: September 29, 2008, 04:55:26 PM »
Pastis has it quite rightly.Trust him.

Must get back to my bush, she is due back soon
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Re: Gggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
« Reply #41 on: September 29, 2008, 04:58:05 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 29, 2008, 04:55:26 PM
Pastis has it quite rightly.Trust him.

Must get back to my bush, she is due back soon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J4PGiJl2dQ
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Re: Gggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
« Reply #42 on: September 29, 2008, 04:59:22 PM »
BUSH, not BEACH, you idiot
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Re: Gggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
« Reply #43 on: September 29, 2008, 05:07:38 PM »
16.00 Nick hides in the bush
16.01 Born again cretins gather around the blazing bush thinking its a sign from God.

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« Reply #44 on: September 29, 2008, 05:12:36 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 29, 2008, 05:07:38 PM
16.00 Nick hides in the bush
16.01 Born again cretins gather around the blazing bush thinking its a sign from God.

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16:02 Ebrell cuts down bush with axe...  whistle:
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