I needed a haircut (BM Please Note) and with an hour or so to kill in Brighton decided I would get it done there. I came out of hte station and wandered down the hill and stopped at the first haircut shop I came to.
I went in.
"Yes sir?"
"Just a trim please."
"Sure, about 5 minutes, take a seat."
I made myself comfy.
I then noticed that all three other customers and all the staff had amazing, multi-colured Mohican hairstyles
I was trying to figure out some polite exit line when a guy who looked like a parakeet (but with facial piercings) appeared unto me and said "And what can I do for you, ..........sir
?"
"A trim.JUST a trim, OK?"
"Certainly,...................sir
"
I came over all English and shut my eyes while he set to werk.No sound of snipping, but a definite buzz of electric shears
Well, it's a bit shorter and, um. spikier than normal, but at least it isn't striped or anything