« on: September 26, 2008, 01:09:03 PM »
Well I nipped onto Boffer today to see what the offer was and it was for this. I'll never look at an Ipod user in the same way again.
Where do people come up with ideas like this?
http://www.boffer.co.uk/OhMiBod Gspot – Ipod / MP3 Personal Massager. – Your Music never felt so good!! £34.99
You : I see theres some Rockets at the top of the front page what’s that all about?
Lauren : That's our BOFFER LAUNCH display! And boy, are you lucky ... Spotting the BOFFER LAUNCH indicator is like catching sight of a leprechaun, or the Loch Ness Monster. When you see it next to an item, that item is available on Boffer and nowhere else! Boffer is the first and only place in the UK you can get such a doodah!
You: What do you mean “the first and only place?” Can’t I buy this anywhere at all?
Lauren: NO- but this answer does make a few assumptions
1. You’re not a cat burglar,
2 You’re not an industrial spy,
3 You’re not sleeping with the manufacturer
You: Where do “BOFFER LAUNCH” items come from?
Lauren: It could be that boffer are doing item’s initial European market launch. Or it could be a special sneak preview just for Bofferers. Or it may well be that other companies are too scared to sell them. It could be that the item uses totally new technology bestowed upon us by a benign race of visiting aliens. (Overwhelmingly, it will be one of those first two.)
You: If this BOFFER LAUNCH item isn't available anywhere else, how am I supposed to shop around and make price comparisons?
Lauren: You cant!
You: Why do you keep putting BOFFER LAUNCH in all caps?
Lauren: To fully convey its majesty.
You: Maybe I'll just wait until this item becomes more widely available, so I know what other users think of it.
Lauren: If that's how you want to live your life, sure. Fine. There are those who would say that Your type will inherit the earth. Until then, though, the rest of us will have all the coolest gadgets and Gizmo’s.
OhMiBod Gspot – Ipod / MP3 Personal Massager. – Your Music never felt so good!! £34.99
OhMiBod Gspot, vibrates to the beat and rhythm of your favorite music. Its hot pink curves, satin finish and chrome detail is designed to hit that magic "G" note in all of us. Like all OhMiBod products, Gspot can be used without its technology partner. It comes with an additional 7-speed end cap for use without your tunes.
Optimized for all iPod® models & iPhone™, but compatible with other MP3 players. also works with laptops, home stereos, portable CD players, microphones, electric guitars — virtually any electronic audio output source with a 3.5mm jack. Explore the possibilities.
Additional Product Details:
Size: Measures 7" long (5 1/2" insertable) and 1 1/8" in diameter.
Materials: Molded from premium grade hypoallergenic hot pink non-toxic, non porous ABS plastic with a PU coating giving the vibe a velvety feel and chrome finish accents. This product is phthalate free.
Includes:
3 ft. "freedom cord" with integrated splitter
Additional 7-speed end cap for use without a music player
Universal headphone connector
Velvet privacy pouch
1-year OhMiBod warranty
Requires 2 AA batteries (not included).
Care and Cleaning: Clean after every use with adult toy cleaner or mild soap and water. Dry thoroughly. When cleaning, keep motor, end cap and batteries away from liquids to prevent corrosion of electronic parts.
« Last Edit: September 26, 2008, 01:17:58 PM by Grumpmeister »
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