Darling demands tax
Catch train to Bethlehem to pay
All B & Bs full of immigrants, single mothers and benefit cheats
Sleep in an old garage in a block of flats
Mary gets knocked up on a night out with the girls drinking white lightening
Joseph goes ballistic and knocks her about a bit
Mary claims god is father
Joseph gives her a good shoeing
Three PCSOs turn up
Joseph gets Mace, handcuffs and a good going over with a truncheon
Mary gives birth prematurely and is taken into care
They all live off the state happily ever after
The end
