I am reminded of a tale from the 60's when "Tritons" (best of both, Triumph engine and Norton chassis) were very fashionable.
The eldest boy had a chum who came round on one and it fell over on the gravel and cracked a casting with the footrest and leaked like a stuck pig.
Being a kind chap, we put it on the trailer and took it to the local motorbike repair place.
The mechanic came out to look at the damaged Triton, only to fall about laughing and break the news to the lad that his pride and joy, bought for £50 from a man on a caravan site, was actually a "Norumph" made from the dodgy leftovers of a Triton genesis.
