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Useless Kitchen Gadgets
« on: October 02, 2008, 10:16:37 AM »
Domestic Chipper (We have one)




Haven't used it in years ~ like the pasta maker.
Used twice and consigned to the back of a deep cupboard.

We have tons of such devices in the back of cupboards  noooo:
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« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2008, 10:19:49 AM »
Potato Ricer is another such

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« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2008, 10:20:38 AM »
Just buy rice!
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« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2008, 10:22:01 AM »
Just buy rice!

It's not made out of potato!

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Re: Useless Kitchen Gadgets
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2008, 10:23:50 AM »
We have a Moulinex thingy with about 40 attachments. We have never used 39 of them and have also forgotten what they are for. And we have lost the manual.
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Re: Useless Kitchen Gadgets
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2008, 10:25:40 AM »
I shall make a Chilli
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Re: Useless Kitchen Gadgets
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2008, 10:27:43 AM »
I shall make a Chilli

Wrong thread DOLT!
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Re: Useless Kitchen Gadgets
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2008, 12:59:11 PM »
And salad
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Re: Useless Kitchen Gadgets
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2008, 01:06:32 PM »
Another useless gadget

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Re: Useless Kitchen Gadgets
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2008, 01:08:25 PM »
We have two of those which we don't use
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Re: Useless Kitchen Gadgets
« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2008, 01:11:54 PM »
Could play snap then  whistle:
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Re: Useless Kitchen Gadgets
« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2008, 01:18:53 PM »
They could be adapted for sexual purposes. Saves money on the Ann Summers bill
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Re: Useless Kitchen Gadgets
« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2008, 01:20:53 PM »
 eeek: eeek:
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Re: Useless Kitchen Gadgets
« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2008, 01:25:46 PM »
Ask Mrs Snoopy#2
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Re: Useless Kitchen Gadgets
« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2008, 03:11:54 PM »
We have a chipper...  cloud9:
Pro Skub  Thumbs: