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Re: Useless Kitchen Gadgets
« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2008, 03:18:12 PM »
Frankly BM ~ and I don't want to p*ss on your chips so to speak ~ but we have thrown so many of those away over the years. Impossible to keep clean, stink the house out, cause grease all over kitchen walls and ceilings because they "syeam" as they cook, whenever you change the oil you have the problem of what to do with the old oil and some always ends up either down your clothes or on the floor.
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Re: Useless Kitchen Gadgets
« Reply #16 on: October 02, 2008, 03:20:20 PM »
This is a chipper. I don't think you'll get it in the kitchen.




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Re: Useless Kitchen Gadgets
« Reply #17 on: October 02, 2008, 03:20:36 PM »
Frankly BM ~ and I don't want to p*ss on your chips so to speak ~ but we have thrown so many of those away over the years. Impossible to keep clean, stink the house out, cause grease all over kitchen walls and ceilings because they "syeam" as they cook, whenever you change the oil you have the problem of what to do with the old oil and some always ends up either down your clothes or on the floor.
Agreed... but things are different here aren't they...?  whistle:

Our last one was simply dropped into the wheelie bin in a bin bag - oil and everything. No bin Stazi here to tell you that you can't do it...  ;)
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Re: Useless Kitchen Gadgets
« Reply #18 on: October 02, 2008, 03:53:24 PM »
Does it do eggs?
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Re: Useless Kitchen Gadgets
« Reply #19 on: October 02, 2008, 03:54:28 PM »
Does it do eggs?
No... it is a chipper...  ::)
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Re: Useless Kitchen Gadgets
« Reply #20 on: October 02, 2008, 04:17:48 PM »
This is a chipper. I don't think you'll get it in the kitchen.





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Re: Useless Kitchen Gadgets
« Reply #21 on: October 02, 2008, 06:12:11 PM »
Frankly BM ~ and I don't want to p*ss on your chips so to speak ~ but we have thrown so many of those away over the years. Impossible to keep clean, stink the house out, cause grease all over kitchen walls and ceilings because they "syeam" as they cook, whenever you change the oil you have the problem of what to do with the old oil and some always ends up either down your clothes or on the floor.
Agreed... but things are different here aren't they...?  whistle:

Our last one was simply dropped into the wheelie bin in a bin bag - oil and everything. No bin Stazi here to tell you that you can't do it...  ;)

True enough, they'll take any old rubbish there..  whistle:
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Re: Useless Kitchen Gadgets
« Reply #22 on: October 02, 2008, 07:36:52 PM »
Frankly BM ~ and I don't want to p*ss on your chips so to speak ~ but we have thrown so many of those away over the years. Impossible to keep clean, stink the house out, cause grease all over kitchen walls and ceilings because they "syeam" as they cook, whenever you change the oil you have the problem of what to do with the old oil and some always ends up either down your clothes or on the floor.
Agreed... but things are different here aren't they...?  whistle:

Our last one was simply dropped into the wheelie bin in a bin bag - oil and everything. No bin Stazi here to tell you that you can't do it...  ;)

True enough, they'll take any old rubbish there..  whistle:
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Re: Useless Kitchen Gadgets
« Reply #23 on: October 03, 2008, 05:27:43 AM »
 whistle:
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Re: Useless Kitchen Gadgets
« Reply #24 on: October 03, 2008, 05:50:34 AM »
Ahem... anyhoo, the chipper was a huge success...  whistle:
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Re: Useless Kitchen Gadgets
« Reply #25 on: October 07, 2008, 09:19:02 AM »
Do Eco Balls count?  evil:
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Re: Useless Kitchen Gadgets
« Reply #26 on: October 07, 2008, 09:20:26 AM »
They do now  ;D

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Re: Useless Kitchen Gadgets
« Reply #28 on: October 08, 2008, 10:29:40 AM »
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Re: Useless Kitchen Gadgets
« Reply #29 on: October 08, 2008, 10:33:05 AM »
You don't make Crème Brûlée then?

No neither do we as Minimus is allergic to eggs but we do actually use the kitchen blow torch quite often.
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