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Offline Grumpmeister

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New Fast Food Restaurant
« on: October 03, 2008, 08:57:39 AM »
What a theme for a fast food joint, the Heart Attack Grill.   ;D


















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Re: New Fast Food Restaurant
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2008, 10:15:28 AM »
Looks like my sortta place  whistle:
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Re: New Fast Food Restaurant
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2008, 11:28:23 AM »
We should let this fine example of womanhood know about this place...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1757267.ece
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Re: New Fast Food Restaurant
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2008, 11:29:38 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on October 03, 2008, 11:28:23 AM
We should let this fine example of womanhood know about this place...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1757267.ece

I feel sure I will be sick if I click on that link... so I won't...  noooo:
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Re: New Fast Food Restaurant
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2008, 11:32:54 AM »
She's a whole lotta woman, BM...
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Re: New Fast Food Restaurant
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2008, 11:34:57 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on October 03, 2008, 11:32:54 AM
She's a whole lotta woman, BM...
I'm sure... I feel queasy at the very thought...

Popped in for a Mcshiteburger in Pafos today... the girl sitting opposite had five o'clock shadow...

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Re: New Fast Food Restaurant
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2008, 11:35:53 AM »
Quote from: Barman on October 03, 2008, 11:34:57 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on October 03, 2008, 11:32:54 AM
She's a whole lotta woman, BM...
I'm sure... I feel queasy at the very thought...

Popped in for a Mcshiteburger in Pafos today... the girl sitting opposite had five o'clock shadow...


Ummm... when I say opposite I don't mean across the table like...  noooo:
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Re: New Fast Food Restaurant
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2008, 11:36:09 AM »
Thankfully the office firewall appears to have a lardarse blocker. I was able to read the story but couldnt see the picture.  whistle:
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Re: New Fast Food Restaurant
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2008, 11:37:34 AM »
Bet she has a chipper at home.



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Re: New Fast Food Restaurant
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2008, 11:37:54 AM »
Five o'clock shadow is normal for some races (he said carefully)

As for TMR's picture and story it is not Mcsh*tes but similar. It is quite funny but requires a strong stomach. I was going to post it myself earlier but didn't feel up to it.
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Re: New Fast Food Restaurant
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2008, 11:46:31 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 03, 2008, 11:37:34 AM
Bet she has a chipper at home.




Looks like she cooks the chips in it and drinks the oil after...  sick2:
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Re: New Fast Food Restaurant
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2008, 11:48:20 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 03, 2008, 11:37:34 AM
Bet she has a chipper at home.





Question, what kind of car does she drive? I'd have thought anything less than a Humvee and the suspension would have collapsed.
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Re: New Fast Food Restaurant
« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2008, 11:52:09 AM »
One of the worst aspects is that she is a trainee nurse. Surely she must know what damage she is doing to herself.  Banghead

I wouldn't fancy her attending to me in the event I needed hospitalisation - she looks like she'll keel over from a heart attack soon and I would end up getting crushed to death.
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Re: New Fast Food Restaurant
« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2008, 11:53:50 AM »
They could put her picture on the side of the KFC 'Bucket' [sic] as a health warning.
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Re: New Fast Food Restaurant
« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2008, 12:00:25 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 03, 2008, 11:53:50 AM
They could put her picture on the side of the KFC 'Bucket' [sic] as a health warning.

Somehow I don't think they do a big enough bucket at the moment.  noooo:
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