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Re: A new countdown
« Reply #30 on: October 06, 2008, 10:02:04 AM »
Quote from: chocolatepudding on October 06, 2008, 08:50:52 AM
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Re: A new countdown
« Reply #31 on: October 06, 2008, 10:02:55 AM »
Quote from: Nick on October 06, 2008, 10:01:19 AM
In the general confusion of the departure I lent Mrs Nick my housekeys.

She has taken them to work with her.

She locked the door behind her as she left.

I am locked in  Banghead Banghead Banghead
I still don't see how you can get locked-in your own house time and time again...?  noooo:
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Re: A new countdown
« Reply #32 on: October 06, 2008, 10:03:35 AM »
I can if Mrs Nick keeps taking my keys!!  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: A new countdown
« Reply #33 on: October 06, 2008, 10:12:55 AM »
Quote from: Nick on October 06, 2008, 10:03:35 AM
I can if Mrs Nick keeps taking my keys!!  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Keep a spare key in the house!
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Re: A new countdown
« Reply #34 on: October 06, 2008, 10:13:11 AM »
Why not get a spare set? ~ Too simple I suppose.














By "Too Simple" I meant the solution but .............. if the cap etc.....................
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Re: A new countdown
« Reply #35 on: October 06, 2008, 10:13:42 AM »
We have a spare set.

They are in Mrs Nick's handbag  cussing: cussing: angry041: angry041: angry041: Banghead Banghead Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
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Re: A new countdown
« Reply #36 on: October 06, 2008, 10:34:35 AM »
Get a spare 'spare set'
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Re: A new countdown
« Reply #37 on: October 06, 2008, 10:35:25 AM »
I have e mailed her

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Have you locked me into the house to keep me safe?

Her reply will be published  eveilgrin:
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Re: A new countdown
« Reply #38 on: October 06, 2008, 10:58:56 AM »
She called.

She is  redface: redface:

I now have her in my power! eveilgrin:



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Re: A new countdown
« Reply #39 on: October 06, 2008, 10:59:49 AM »
For about five minutes.  ;)
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Re: A new countdown
« Reply #40 on: October 06, 2008, 03:35:15 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 06, 2008, 10:35:25 AM
I have e mailed her

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Have you locked me into the house to keep me safe?

Her reply will be published  eveilgrin:

No, to keep the rest of the world safe...  point:
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Re: A new countdown
« Reply #41 on: October 06, 2008, 03:37:43 PM »
It's lucky you haven't got an outside bog Nick...  point:
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Re: A new countdown
« Reply #42 on: October 09, 2008, 09:20:23 AM »
The phone rings.It is the Headteacher  scared2:

He is calling to report that all is well  eeek:

He also reports that The Boy had spontaneously devised a 45 minute variety act, consisting of song and dance, magic tricks and a comedy routine.  eeek:
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Re: A new countdown
« Reply #43 on: October 09, 2008, 09:22:58 AM »
This is all good news and what a caring Head to realise that you might have been concerned. Wish there were more like that around.
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Re: A new countdown
« Reply #44 on: October 09, 2008, 09:28:36 AM »
I am also informed that part of the comedy routine consisted of a satire about parents.This included recognisable impersonations of me and Mrs Nick  eeek:, the latter involving a wig he had located in a dressing up box  eeek:
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