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Offline Snoopy

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Excuses for absence
« on: October 06, 2008, 03:02:21 PM »
One of Mrs S#2's student failed to show this afternoon. Her friend however had the story to excuse her. "She is sorry but X cannot attend today as she is sitting in front of her fire nursing a sick cockerel."

 Has to be one of the more original excuses anyway.
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Re: Excuses for absence
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2008, 03:12:50 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 06, 2008, 03:02:21 PM
One of Mrs S#2's student failed to show this afternoon. Her friend however had the story to excuse her. "She is sorry but cannot X attend today as she is sitting in front of her fire nursing a sick cockerel."

 Has to be one of the more original excuses anyway.
Write it down somewhere... and ask the name of the cockerel...

That way X can't attend the funeral of the cockerel more than once...  ;)
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Re: Excuses for absence
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2008, 03:24:36 PM »
The thing is that the stupid student is paying for the course. Who gives a f*ck why she didn't show?
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Re: Excuses for absence
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2008, 03:26:30 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 06, 2008, 03:24:36 PM
The thing is that the stupid student is paying for the course. Who gives a f*ck why she didn't show?
The cockerel...?  Shrugs:
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Re: Excuses for absence
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2008, 03:27:11 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 06, 2008, 03:26:30 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 06, 2008, 03:24:36 PM
The thing is that the stupid student is paying for the course. Who gives a f*ck why she didn't show?
The cockerel...?  Shrugs:

Sunday Lunch possibly  eveilgrin:
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Re: Excuses for absence
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2008, 03:28:13 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 06, 2008, 03:27:11 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 06, 2008, 03:26:30 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 06, 2008, 03:24:36 PM
The thing is that the stupid student is paying for the course. Who gives a f*ck why she didn't show?
The cockerel...?  Shrugs:

Sunday Lunch possibly  eveilgrin:
Yumster...  cloud9:
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Re: Excuses for absence
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2008, 03:33:59 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 06, 2008, 03:27:11 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 06, 2008, 03:26:30 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 06, 2008, 03:24:36 PM
The thing is that the stupid student is paying for the course. Who gives a f*ck why she didn't show?
The cockerel...?  Shrugs:

Sunday Lunch possibly  eveilgrin:

Wonder if the same excuse would work with a goat......   whistle:
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Re: Excuses for absence
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2008, 03:44:05 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 06, 2008, 03:33:59 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 06, 2008, 03:27:11 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 06, 2008, 03:26:30 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 06, 2008, 03:24:36 PM
The thing is that the stupid student is paying for the course. Who gives a f*ck why she didn't show?
The cockerel...?  Shrugs:

Sunday Lunch possibly  eveilgrin:

Wonder if the same excuse would work with a goat......   whistle:
Goats stink... the last thing you'd want to do is sit in front of the fire with one... Unless it was on a spit of course...  whistle:



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Re: Excuses for absence
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2008, 03:45:11 PM »
I was thinking about the poor bugger you kicked off the side of a cliff anyway Baldymort  eveilgrin:
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Re: Excuses for absence
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2008, 03:48:46 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 06, 2008, 03:44:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 06, 2008, 03:33:59 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 06, 2008, 03:27:11 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 06, 2008, 03:26:30 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 06, 2008, 03:24:36 PM
The thing is that the stupid student is paying for the course. Who gives a f*ck why she didn't show?
The cockerel...?  Shrugs:

Sunday Lunch possibly  eveilgrin:

Wonder if the same excuse would work with a goat......   whistle:
Goats stink... the last thing you'd want to do is sit in front of the fire with one... Unless it was on a spit of course...  whistle:





Who dat wid hair?
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Re: Excuses for absence
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2008, 03:57:03 PM »
Could it be BM modelling his new toupee..?  whistle:
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Re: Excuses for absence
« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2008, 03:58:11 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 06, 2008, 03:57:03 PM
Could it be BM modelling his new toupee..?  whistle:
Yes...  ::)


Made out of the goat's skin of course...
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Re: Excuses for absence
« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2008, 05:34:32 PM »
She could have brought the cockerel in, like
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Re: Excuses for absence
« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2008, 05:37:08 PM »
The Course is Creative Writing not the French Revolution.
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Re: Excuses for absence
« Reply #14 on: October 06, 2008, 05:38:56 PM »
D H Lawrence would be appropriate!
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