Darwin joins the fight against crime.

[Grumpmeister]

Survival of the intelligent. What kind of moron tattoos his name and date of birth on his neck and leaves it uncovered when he goes twocing. 

A car thief who had his name and date of birth tattooed on his neck was caught after CCTV images of him were used to track him down.

Aarron Evans, 21, pleaded guilty at Bristol Magistrates' Court to breaking into a covert capture car in the city.

The car had been left by Avon and Somerset Police officers with a covert camera concealed inside, which took pictures of Evans.

Evans, an illiterate man of no fixed address, was sentenced to seven months.

Supt Ian Wylie said: "Criminals won't be tolerated in Bristol and we will keep catching them and bringing them before the courts.

"We get such excellent images from these cameras that there is often, and never more so than in this case, no doubt who the criminal is.

[TG]

As he is illiterate one assumes he asked the tattooist to put 'mum' or summat and the tattooist decided to have a bit of a larf. 

[Grumpmeister]

Either that or the tattooist has a cunning plan to mark all criminals to make them easier to identify. 

[TG]

Either that or the tattooist has a cunning plan to mark all criminals to make them easier to identify. 

 

A crusading tattooist? Why not? Makes more sense than Batman. Bit boring though, no car crashes and falling off buildings and similar.

[Grumpmeister]

Depends on whether or not he has a tattoo hunting sidekick I suppose...

[Nick]

[Grumpmeister]

How? I haven't seen any mention of exploding microwaves, train sets or sponge cakes 

[TG]

Depends on whether or not he has a tattoo hunting sidekick I suppose...

Now you are just being silly.

But, as I am bored rigid let us ignore Nick and pursue this important philosophical question. What would a crusading tattooist be called do you think? You know, like a comic book name. 

[Nick]

How? I haven't seen any mention of exploding microwaves, train sets or sponge cakes 

I think I might just get myself over to Ainsdale tomorrow

[Grumpmeister]

Depends on whether or not he has a tattoo hunting sidekick I suppose...

Now you are just being silly.

Not necessarily, the gang warfare both here and in america is targetted as much by insignia as much as anything else. Plus bear in mind this is Bristol, anything is possible there.

But, as I am bored rigid let us ignore Nick and pursue this important philosophical question. What would a crusading tattooist be called do you think? You know, like a comic book name. 

The Scarlet Inkernell?

[TG]

Not bad. 

And his sidekick?

[Nick]

Throbbin' Robin?

[TG]

How? I haven't seen any mention of exploding microwaves, train sets or sponge cakes 

I think I might just get myself over to Ainsdale tomorrow

On the train?

[Nick]

I'll see how I feel, and what the weather's like, like

[Grumpmeister]

Not bad. 

And his sidekick?

If he has a female sidekick how about Madame Tatterfly?




Actually that could be Wenchy's new nickname...