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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Virgin Internet
« Reply #105 on: October 10, 2008, 10:03:46 AM »
sue them  eveilgrin:
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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Virgin Internet
« Reply #106 on: October 10, 2008, 10:05:53 AM »
Presumably they have failed to trim their wicks.

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Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto ten virgins, which took their lamps, and went forth to meet the bridegroom.
And five of them were wise, and five were foolish
They that were foolish took their lamps, and took no oil with them:
But the wise took oil in their vessels with their lamps.
While the bridegroom tarried, they all slumbered and slept.
And at midnight there was a cry made, Behold, the bridegroom cometh; go ye out to meet him.
Then all those virgins arose, and trimmed their lamps.
And the foolish said unto the wise, Give us of your oil; for our lamps are gone out.
But the wise answered, saying, Not so; lest there be not enough for us and you: but go ye rather to them that sell, and buy for yourselves.
And while they went to buy, the bridegroom came; and they that were ready went in with him to the marriage: and the door was shut.
Afterward came also the other virgins, saying, Lord, Lord, open to us.
But he answered and said, Verily I say unto you, I know you not.
Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh.
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Re: Virgin Internet
« Reply #107 on: October 10, 2008, 10:30:46 AM »
Webmail...?  whistle:
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Re: Virgin Internet
« Reply #108 on: October 10, 2008, 10:31:57 AM »
Quote from: Barman on October 10, 2008, 10:30:46 AM
Webmail...?  whistle:

No ~ King James Authorised Version actually.
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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Virgin Internet
« Reply #109 on: October 10, 2008, 10:43:40 AM »
Quote from: Barman on October 10, 2008, 10:30:46 AM
Webmail...?  whistle:

All the best people use it!  whistle:
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Re: Virgin Internet
« Reply #110 on: October 10, 2008, 10:45:49 AM »
But not Virgins?  rubschin:
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Re: Virgin Internet
« Reply #111 on: October 10, 2008, 11:01:58 AM »
They may do, I can't speak for them all!
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Re: Virgin Internet
« Reply #112 on: October 10, 2008, 11:04:36 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 10, 2008, 11:01:58 AM
They may do, I can't speak for any of them!

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Re: Virgin Internet
« Reply #113 on: October 10, 2008, 11:15:44 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 10, 2008, 11:01:58 AM
They may do, I can't speak for them all!

Bless!   ::)
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Re: Virgin Internet
« Reply #114 on: October 10, 2008, 11:50:17 AM »
Virgin webmail is also gubbed  angry041:
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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Virgin Internet
« Reply #115 on: October 10, 2008, 01:03:38 PM »
should use gmail far better!  point:
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Re: Virgin Internet
« Reply #116 on: October 10, 2008, 01:04:12 PM »
 thatsit: thatsit: thatsit: thatsit: thatsit: thatsit: thatsit:
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Re: Virgin Internet
« Reply #117 on: October 10, 2008, 01:04:46 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 10, 2008, 01:03:38 PM
should use gmail far better!  point:
Have you fixed your wireless yet Wenchy...?  rubschin:
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Re: Virgin Internet
« Reply #118 on: October 10, 2008, 01:33:04 PM »
Some webmail service upgraded during the week; a neighbour of mine lost their inbox! eeek:
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Re: Virgin Internet
« Reply #119 on: October 10, 2008, 02:45:41 PM »
Virgin?  eeek:
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