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Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
« Reply #135 on: December 13, 2008, 01:50:47 PM »
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Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
« Reply #136 on: December 13, 2008, 03:04:10 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 13, 2008, 01:48:13 PM
So what are you getting Mrs JOM?

Handbags. Mrs JOM goes over E-bay with a fine tooth comb, lets me know what she wants (I've tried to explain the difference between wants and needs  eeek: ) then I selectively bid. Until a few weeks ago I didn't know names like Fendi, Dents, Lanvin, Valentino and Salvatore Ferragamo existed. Having images like that on my PC has got to be worse than having porn on it, hasn't it?
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Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
« Reply #137 on: December 13, 2008, 03:05:48 PM »
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Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
« Reply #138 on: December 13, 2008, 03:06:36 PM »
Well maybe. Those invisible pants are damned hard to find
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Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
« Reply #139 on: December 13, 2008, 03:07:49 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 13, 2008, 03:06:36 PM
Well maybe. Those invisible pants are damned hard to find

Just take aim and thrust ~ If it breaks yer dick you know she's still wearing them.
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Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
« Reply #140 on: December 13, 2008, 03:08:11 PM »
 eeek:

I am not Australian, you know!
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Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
« Reply #141 on: December 13, 2008, 03:08:52 PM »
Ask a silly question etc.
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Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
« Reply #142 on: December 13, 2008, 03:22:23 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on December 13, 2008, 03:04:10 PM
Fendi, Dents, Lanvin, Valentino and Salvatore Ferragamo
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Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
« Reply #143 on: December 13, 2008, 03:22:54 PM »
Is it some sort of football team?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
« Reply #144 on: December 13, 2008, 03:25:29 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 13, 2008, 03:22:54 PM
Is it some sort of football team?  rubschin:
Is it the England cricket team perhaps...?
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Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
« Reply #145 on: December 13, 2008, 05:34:27 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 13, 2008, 03:06:36 PM
Well maybe. Those invisible pants are damned hard to find
Put a deposit on them as soon as you locate some.
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Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
« Reply #146 on: December 13, 2008, 08:32:17 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 13, 2008, 05:34:27 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 13, 2008, 03:06:36 PM
Well maybe. Those invisible pants are damned hard to find
Put a deposit on them as soon as you locate some.
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Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
« Reply #147 on: December 15, 2008, 12:01:46 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 13, 2008, 03:05:48 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 13, 2008, 01:50:47 PM
Get her some invisible pants

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1093530/The-3-20-invisible-knickers-flying-shelves-make-perfect-partner-slinky-party-frock.html

Or get her no pants and just tell her they are invisible

Had you thought about seeking help?

He tried that once, by the end of the session the shrink was sat in the corner rocking and gibbering..  whistle:
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Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
« Reply #148 on: December 15, 2008, 12:02:37 PM »
FECKING CARDIFF CITY CLUBSHOP!!!!!!  Banghead Banghead

BLOODY USELESS BUNCH OF ARSES!!!!!  cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
« Reply #149 on: December 15, 2008, 12:11:15 PM »
Then tell Mr Wench to support a proper team..  whistle:
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