The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread

[Bar Wench]

They won't do Cardiff City pjs and dressing gowns. 

Oh for God's sake! 

Even my 7 (nearly Eight) year old has outgrown that sort of thing.)

It is not for me to tell you how to live your life but in your position I'd be long gone.

In fairness, if his having CCFC pjs means I don't have to shave my legs it's a fair compromise. 

[Darwins Selection]

They won't do Cardiff City pjs and dressing gowns. 

Oh for God's sake! 

Even my 7 (nearly Eight) year old has outgrown that sort of thing.)

It is not for me to tell you how to live your life but in your position I'd be long gone.

In fairness, if his having CCFC pjs means I don't have to shave my legs it's a fair compromise. 

  Does he have delicate skin on his neck then?

[Barman]

They won't do Cardiff City pjs and dressing gowns. 

Oh for God's sake! 

Even my 7 (nearly Eight) year old has outgrown that sort of thing.)

It is not for me to tell you how to live your life but in your position I'd be long gone.

In fairness, if his having CCFC pjs means I don't have to shave my legs it's a fair compromise. 

  Does he have delicate skin on his neck then?

[Bar Wench]

 

[Snoopy]

She doesn't understand 


Oh that such innocence survives.

[Bar Wench]

I never thought I was this bad until I met you bunch of reprobates!

[Barman]

She doesn't understand 


Oh that such innocence survives.

[snigger]

[Darwins Selection]

She doesn't understand 


Oh that such innocence survives.

[snigger]

[Bar Wench]

FUCKING INCOMPETENCE!!!!!!!!!

[Nick]

Pardon?

[Bar Wench]

DO NOT CROSS ME TODAY!!!!!!!

[Nick]

 

[Bar Wench]

YOU SHOULD BE 

[Nick]

So, um, what happened?

[Bar Wench]

Despite ordering items on the 5th they have not arrived. Nor have I been called back as promised. Made my final nagging call today to be told the items I require are not in stock. I have suspicions that they never were.