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Offline Snoopy

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A history lesson
« on: October 13, 2008, 09:59:21 AM »
The Scots (or at least some of them) want Mary "Queen of Scots" remains dug up and returned to Scotland ~ despite the fact that her own son ordered that she should be interred at Westminster Abbey.
They claim that she was the victim of an English plot.
I suggest they study their history and they will find that the Scots themselves hounded her out of the land of Heather and Porridge and it was Scottish plotting that led eventually to her execution.
Bunch of Tartan clad Arseh*les ~ despite my having a Scottish Great Grandfather.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/south_of_scotland/7666291.stm
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Re: A history lesson
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2008, 10:00:12 AM »
Post her rotting corpse to Alex Salmond, with insufficient stamps  eveilgrin:
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Re: A history lesson
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2008, 10:01:11 AM »
After 421 years there wont be a lot to post.
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Re: A history lesson
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2008, 10:01:47 AM »
Chuck in some offal. Send it second class
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Re: A history lesson
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2008, 10:03:29 AM »
Och aye ~ That'll smell offal the noo................   lol: (Small Scottish joke there)
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Re: A history lesson
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2008, 10:32:05 AM »
Where is the archaeology room when you need it?  noooo:
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Re: A history lesson
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2008, 10:35:03 AM »
A quick read of her 'potted history' shows that she requested to be buried in France. 
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Re: A history lesson
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2008, 10:40:05 AM »
In a pot?
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Re: A history lesson
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2008, 10:44:08 AM »
She didn't specify.
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Re: A history lesson
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2008, 10:44:36 AM »
In a plot then  whistle:
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Re: A history lesson
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2008, 10:44:49 AM »
SEND OFFAL
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Re: A history lesson
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2008, 04:19:22 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 13, 2008, 10:03:29 AM
Och aye ~ That'll smell offal the noo................   lol: (Small Scottish joke there)
Very small  ::)
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Re: A history lesson
« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2008, 04:48:15 PM »
But irresistible  ;)
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