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Nick
« on: October 14, 2008, 09:24:29 AM »
Has not been in here since yesterday evening.
What can have happened?
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Re: Nick
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2008, 09:39:17 AM »
Has not been in here since yesterday evening.
What can have happened?

Absolutely anything. And I mean absolutely anything

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Re: Nick
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2008, 09:40:51 AM »
<snigger>
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Re: Nick
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2008, 09:43:40 AM »
It's only 10:45 ~ perhaps he's having a lie-in.

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Re: Nick
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2008, 09:44:46 AM »
Where is the "Arrested for photographing cake shop" option?
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Re: Nick
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2008, 09:45:30 AM »
He's an insomniac. Besides Mrs Nick has to be got off to work, The Boy to school  and then he has his chores. Something is going on that he has kept from us  rubschin:
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Re: Nick
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2008, 10:12:27 AM »
I have been to Birkenhead  evil:
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Re: Nick
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2008, 10:17:38 AM »
As you can see your absence was of concern to sooooooooo many that only one voted  whistle:
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Re: Nick
« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2008, 10:18:38 AM »
How was Birkenhead?
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Re: Nick
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2008, 10:21:53 AM »
Same as usual. Horrid.

And now my neighbour comes a - knocking asking me for £100!!

Why? He has organised the whole road into paying for our road to be resurfaced. Everyone else has consented (he claims) so I have had to promise to stump up.After the job is done of course.
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Re: Nick
« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2008, 10:25:10 AM »
How was Birkenhead?

Probably a smouldering ruin now Snoops...  whistle:
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Re: Nick
« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2008, 10:26:45 AM »
And now my neighbour comes a - knocking asking me for £100!!

Why? He has organised the whole road into paying for our road to be resurfaced. Everyone else has consented (he claims) so I have had to promise to stump up.After the job is done of course.

Say no ~ become a pariah. What are they going to do? ~ Since you live at the entrance they can hardly resurface the whole road and leave out the bit by your house. Tell 'em to feck off. You still have right of access. The law is on your side. eveilgrin:
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Re: Nick
« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2008, 10:29:44 AM »
Become a pariah?
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Re: Nick
« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2008, 10:33:45 AM »
OK ~ reinforce your status if you prefer.
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Re: Nick
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2008, 03:00:08 PM »
Where is the "Arrested for photographing cake shop" option?

Thank you for adding the option.

So how do I vote for it in this new, modern, redecorated pub?

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