Talking of elfin Safety...
We had the 'Hospice' around this morning to pick up a dining table and chairs...
FFS you'd have thought they were doing us a favour...
Hospice Numpty: "Those chairs have foam in them mate"
Barman: "Well yes, but the seat unscrews so you can take it out"
Hospice Numpty: (scratches chin) okay then...
Barman: We have a PC you can have too with a screen and everything
Hospice Numpty: "We don't take PCs"
Barman: