The All New Forum Theme Thread

[Grumpmeister]

Kick up the arse!

You'd better make sure you have all the safety equipment first or else you could lose your foot.... 

[Barman]

 

Talking of elfin Safety...

We had the 'Hospice' around this morning to pick up a dining table and chairs...

FFS you'd have thought they were doing us a favour... 

Hospice Numpty: "Those chairs have foam in them mate"
Barman: "Well yes, but the seat unscrews so you can take it out"
Hospice Numpty: (scratches chin) okay then...
Barman: We have a PC you can have too with a screen and everything
Hospice Numpty: "We don't take PCs"
Barman: 

[Darwins Selection]

Blue theme is shite. I can't see half the buttons. 

[Barman]

Blue theme is shite. I can't see half the buttons. 

Shall I change it for you...?

I said SHALL I CHANGE IT FOR YOU?

[Snoopy]

Well ~ If those who make the decisions and those who design the forum themes for decision makers to select from had bothered to read the excellent advice given out by the Royal National Institute for the Blind on which fonts, sizes and COLOUR SCHEMES enable most people to be able to see them clearly then they wouldn't make these mistakes in the first place WOULD THEY?
Then again they could try listening to those who need to wear spectacles and are getting on in years but they DON'T BOTHER to do that either DO THEY?

[Barman]

 

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Consider yourself well and truly castigated 

[GROWLER]

Leave it blue, or better still change it to black.
Could well suit some in here, especially me and the shitty mood I'm in YET again.

[Darwins Selection]

Blue theme is shite. I can't see half the buttons. 

Shall I change it for you...?

I said SHALL I CHANGE IT FOR YOU?

I have changed it back myself (with a little help). 

Nice to see you GOS, if we are to castigate him I will bring the bricks.

[Barman]

Blue theme is shite. I can't see half the buttons. 

Shall I change it for you...?

I said SHALL I CHANGE IT FOR YOU?

I have changed it back myself (with a little help). 

Nice to see you GOS, if we are to castigate him I will bring the bricks.

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Leave it blue, or better still change it to black.
Could well suit some in here, especially me and the shitty mood I'm in YET again.

Share the pain with us young Growler, open yourself up, and I will have a pint of the Old Felonious while I am waiting.

[Bar Wench]

Should we be opening up a bare your souls area for the yuletide season? 

[Barman]

Should we be opening up a bare your souls area for the yuletide season? 

Oursoles...? 

[GROWLER]

Leave it blue, or better still change it to black.
Could well suit some in here, especially me and the shitty mood I'm in YET again.

Share the pain with us young Growler, open yourself up, and I will have a pint of the Old Felonious while I am waiting.

See my new theraputic (to me anyway   ) ranting thread/post.

I'm bloody steamin'.  3 against 1 for DARING to speak my mind vociferously.

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Blue theme is shite. I can't see half the buttons. 

Shall I change it for you...?

I said SHALL I CHANGE IT FOR YOU?

I have changed it back myself (with a little help). 

Nice to see you GOS, if we are to castigate him I will bring the bricks.

Thanks DS, .....mmmm maybe that false beard will come in handy again.