Planet X. Worrying or laugh?

[Snoopy]

That'll be the moon then.

[Darwins Selection]

That'll be the moon then.

[GROWLER]

Talking of the moon, do you lot reckon the yanks have ever been there?

I was reading an article on the arguements against it ever happening, with all the dodgy photos and stuff, but the one thing that stood out in my mind was the apparent fact that IF they went there, they'd never have come back due to the enormous amounts of radiation that only a 20' thick lead lined capsule would have protected them from...or summat like that.

[Nick]

They wore tin foil hats

[GROWLER]

They wore tin foil hats

Go outside and 'ave a fag.

Can sort you with some cheap baccy and batteries btw.

[Nick]

I trade only in tin foil hats, what with the impending doom, like

[GROWLER]

I trade only in tin foil hats, what with the impending doom, like

This bout of chesty man flue hasn't made you any more sensible like, has it? 

[Nick]

Not many man flu victims get to ride in an ambulance!

Man flue victims, maybe 

[Pastis]

Talking of the moon, do you lot reckon the yanks have ever been there?

I was reading an article on the arguements against it ever happening, with all the dodgy photos and stuff, but the one thing that stood out in my mind was the apparent fact that IF they went there, they'd never have come back due to the enormous amounts of radiation that only a 20' thick lead lined capsule would have protected them from...or summat like that.

Growler, I saw it happen! I watched it on the telly! I was at home with me Mum, we both watched it, she needed a Brandy! It was real, honest! We both had a fag due to the excitement, like!

"One small step..."

Don't take that away from my history 

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

Talking of the moon, do you lot reckon the yanks have ever been there?

I was reading an article on the arguements against it ever happening, with all the dodgy photos and stuff, but the one thing that stood out in my mind was the apparent fact that IF they went there, they'd never have come back due to the enormous amounts of radiation that only a 20' thick lead lined capsule would have protected them from...or summat like that.

Growler, I saw it happen! I watched it on the telly! I was at home with me Mum, we both watched it, she needed a Brandy! It was real, honest! We both had a fag due to the excitement, like!

"One small step..."

Don't take that away from my history 

So was I actually, but I like a good bit of possible scandal.

In reality, I'd like to believe it happened for real, and not in a film studio, but I'm a bit puzzled as to why man has never been back there for many years now.

I see the Russians have just sent a Lada up there to photograph and map the place for the next 2 years.

[Nick]

It's the Indians, not the Russians.I saw the blast off. The rocket was fuelled by curry. Worked really well

[GROWLER]

It's the Indians, not the Russians.I saw the blast off. The rocket was fuelled by curry. Worked really well

I stand corrected.

Me 'eds addled today.

[Pastis]

It's the Indians, not the Russians.I saw the blast off. The rocket was fuelled by curry. Worked really well

Now, that WAS a fake. Pure Bolllywood. Smoke and mirrors. They counted nought as a number... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... and then it should have blast off, but no.... 0... "Press the button, please"

[Nick]

I hear they are prospecting for Helium