Planet X. Worrying or laugh?

[Grumpmeister]

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article382302.ece

More stuff to worry about  

Tinfoil hats…. Get your tinfoil hats… 

Dont be confused folks, BM isnt actually modelling one. His head is usually that shiny. 

[Uncle Mort]

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article382302.ece

More stuff to worry about  

This is essentially correct and is a possiblity, although extremely remote.

I find use of the word 'lure' in this context a bit odd though.

[Nick]

Maybe it could be "lured" in the direction of,say, Brussels, praps with a big magnet.

[Snoopy]

I'm still puzzled as to why anyone in their right senses would want to book a place in a cellar, below the level of the known spring high tide mark, next to an estuary that regularly floods.

[Nick]

To hide from Planet X of course.    We have a washing machine down there, which might come in handy.

[GROWLER]

To hide from Planet X of course.    We have a washing machine down there, which might come in handy.

If you set it on the highest heat setting, and DON'T put the water in, could it be used for baking CAKES....you know, in an emergency like?

[GROWLER]

This all makes perfect sense

http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?ID=7806

That's it. 
Well done that man, and have a turnip on DS!

Scary read that in'it? 

No, it's shite...  

As Nick pointed out earlier (in a rare lucid moment), if there was such a thing heading our way digging a big 'ole would provide no protection...

No, well yes probably. I keep open minds about some of these things tbh., but I do take the point that it is in fact probably all shite and am not remotely bothered about it apart fromn the fact that it might shut down CAKE production.
For the 3rd time now, I think, nowhere has it been stated that this planet is going to actually hit us.

[Uncle Mort]

For the 3rd time now, I think, nowhere has it been stated that this planet is going to actually hit us.

That's because it DOESN'T BLOODY EXIST!

[GROWLER]

For the 3rd time now, I think, nowhere has it been stated that this planet is going to actually hit us.

That's because it DOESN'T BLOODY EXIST!

OK! I'M NOT DEAF!

IF it exists, and who knows what the hell is roaming about out there, it's NOT going to hit us.

[Uncle Mort]

good! That's that sorted then.

[GROWLER]

good! That's that sorted then.

Yea right, but there's probably plenty of other 'monsters' lurking behind the Sun hurtling our way.
You only have to have a look at the moon and see the size of some of those craters to realise that there is 'stuff' out there that can do untold life threatening damage.
They reckon that's what wiped the Dinasours out...a big meteorite or summat, that smashed in to the Earth, blackening the skies for thousands of years, and kicking off the ice age.

[Snoopy]

good! That's that sorted then.

Yea right, but there's probably plenty of other 'monsters' lurking behind the Sun hurtling our way.
You only have to have a look at the moon and see the size of some of those craters to realise that there is 'stuff' out there that can do untold life threatening damage.
They reckon that's what wiped the Dinasours out...a big meteorite or summat, that smashed in to the Earth, blackening the skies for thousands of years, and kicking off the ice age.

That or global warming 

[Snoopy]

To hide from Planet X of course.    We have a washing machine down there, which might come in handy.

If you set it on the highest heat setting, and DON'T put the water in, could it be used for baking CAKES....you know, in an emergency like?

A dishwasher makes a satisfactory cooker and does the washing up at the same time. I don't think a washing machine would because of the "tumble" action.

[Nick]

To hide from Planet X of course.    We have a washing machine down there, which might come in handy.

If you set it on the highest heat setting, and DON'T put the water in, could it be used for baking CAKES....you know, in an emergency like?

I had your underpants in mind

[Snoopy]