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Offline GROWLER

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Fatboy nicks Nicks apples?
« on: October 15, 2008, 09:45:32 PM »

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Re: Fatboy nicks Nicks apples?
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2008, 09:24:13 AM »
I'm with the horse ~ that bloody scrumpy is lethal stuff ~ after about four pints my legs just cease to work  eeek:
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Re: Fatboy nicks Nicks apples?
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2008, 12:25:32 PM »
Presumably figs have a simliar effect on goats  eveilgrin:
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Re: Fatboy nicks Nicks apples?
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2008, 02:38:50 PM »
Not at all similar ~ Figs give you the shits.
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Re: Fatboy nicks Nicks apples?
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2008, 04:03:21 PM »
Fermenting ones might give you the shits AND make you fall into the pool
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Re: Fatboy nicks Nicks apples?
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2008, 06:38:05 PM »
Fermenting ones might give you the shits AND make you fall into the pool

Your reasoning sometimes.....mmmmm, always baffles me.

HOW can having a dose of the sloppys cause you to fall into a swimming pool exactly like ey?

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Re: Fatboy nicks Nicks apples?
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2008, 06:39:25 PM »
slipping while legging it to the khazi?  whistle:
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Re: Fatboy nicks Nicks apples?
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2008, 06:41:33 PM »
slipping while legging it to the khazi?  whistle:

You gorra pool then Mr Grumpheadhoncho? eeek:

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Re: Fatboy nicks Nicks apples?
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2008, 06:43:09 PM »
Anyway, can Figs actually ferment?

I thought they just went mouldy? confused:

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Re: Fatboy nicks Nicks apples?
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2008, 06:44:35 PM »
slipping while legging it to the khazi?  whistle:

You gorra pool then Mr Grumpheadhoncho? eeek:

No but old BaldyMort has apparently.
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Re: Fatboy nicks Nicks apples?
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2008, 07:24:51 PM »
slipping while legging it to the khazi?  whistle:

You gorra pool then Mr Grumpheadhoncho? eeek:

No but old BaldyMort has apparently.

Yea, so I believe, kaching!  ::)

Didn't a donkey or a rampant pig or summat fall into it some time ago, or was he just pissed and fell in himself and made the whole thing up or summat?
Can't quite remember now, but I'm sure something happened with his baths.

Or am I just going senile with a dodgy memory? ::)

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Re: Fatboy nicks Nicks apples?
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2008, 07:53:22 PM »
You have missed out.He is sensitive about the incident where his wig got eaten by a goat.Do not talk about it  noooo:
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Re: Fatboy nicks Nicks apples?
« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2008, 08:04:31 PM »
You have missed out.He is sensitive about the incident where his wig got eaten by a goat.Do not talk about it  noooo:

OK. I won't then.

YOU talk about it. char067


Summat happened in his pool, I'm sure of it.

Did a goat fall in it then?

I still absolutely luuuuurve goats btw.
Thinkin' of meself gettin' one for Crimbo like. Be a nice suprise when they open the curtains on the 25th ey? cloud9:
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Re: Fatboy nicks Nicks apples?
« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2008, 10:29:49 PM »
Or am I just going senile with a dodgy memory? ::)

DON'T answer that last bit, cus I already know the answer. cussing:

Would we do something like that? whistle:
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Re: Fatboy nicks Nicks apples?
« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2008, 07:23:58 AM »
Not at all similar ~ Figs give you the shits.
So do goats
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