slipping while legging it to the khazi?
You gorra pool then Mr Grumpheadhoncho?
No but old BaldyMort has apparently.
Yea, so I believe, kaching!
Didn't a donkey or a rampant pig or summat fall into it some time ago, or was he just pissed and fell in himself and made the whole thing up or summat?
Can't quite remember now, but I'm sure something happened with his baths.
Or am I just going senile with a dodgy memory?
DON'T answer that last bit, cus I already know the answer.