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Re: Weather girl 'avin' a 'ippo?
« Reply #15 on: October 17, 2008, 07:59:51 AM »
I've got a good idea for the swamp...  whistle:

Yes, and......?
Well... assuming The Swamp II is similar to The Swamp I that we all saw pictures of...


.....AND?

Your as bad as Mrs GROWLER for speakin' 'arf a sentence. ::)

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Re: Weather girl 'avin' a 'ippo?
« Reply #16 on: October 17, 2008, 08:03:13 AM »
I've got a good idea for the swamp...  whistle:

Yes, and......?
Well... assuming The Swamp II is similar to The Swamp I that we all saw pictures of...



.....AND?

Your as bad as Mrs GROWLER for speakin' 'arf a sentence. ::)

SPIT IT OUT MAN FFS! Banghead
Well...

I reckon people would queue (Q) up to drive a JCB...

Drive it around a little track like, shovel up some shite then dig a big 'ole with the back hoe...

Trust me, second-hand JCB - you'd make loadsamoney....  ;)

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Re: Weather girl 'avin' a 'ippo?
« Reply #17 on: October 17, 2008, 08:17:08 AM »
Thank you. At last! drumroll:

That is a distinct possibility, and has in fact been mentioned to the current and looney landowner.

Quite a few things currently in the 'pot' tbh; including a brand new web site, followwing mucho critisism of MY diy effort  sad32:, a new business logo, and the search for a current family attraction/day out venue to 'piggy back' onto following my highly successful venture ( for me, but just about only me ) at the outdoor leisure show down in Dorset back in July that convinced me that that is the way to go presently.
'Taster sessions' at low cost will be instantly available with the hope of securing bookings for full experiences back at Swamp2.

The beauty of the 'Swamp (2)" venture, is that there isn't really much pressure on me to make it an overnight success, as it's only a part time job, so I have the time to sit back and plan things slowly, rather than having the need to make rushed and sometimes incorrect instant decisions because my livelyhood depends on it.

Tank and HGV driving, and mini junior quads have also been considered, as has clay pigeon shooting, but that will involve bringing some 'specialists' in.
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Re: Weather girl 'avin' a 'ippo?
« Reply #18 on: October 17, 2008, 08:25:20 AM »
You could have a "Fun with Microwaves" area.
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Re: Weather girl 'avin' a 'ippo?
« Reply #19 on: October 17, 2008, 08:26:36 AM »
You could have a "Fun with Microwaves" area.

And some stocks for Nick.

I can provide rotten turnips to throw.
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Re: Weather girl 'avin' a 'ippo?
« Reply #20 on: October 17, 2008, 08:27:27 AM »
You could have a "Fun with Microwaves" area.

Actually......yes!

Sort of a brainiac area?

You're bloody barkin', so you could run it! rubschin:
I'll supply you with the white coat, tuffty wig and black rimmed glasses and associated stuff like. ;)

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Re: Weather girl 'avin' a 'ippo?
« Reply #21 on: October 17, 2008, 08:27:46 AM »
Thank you. At last! drumroll:

That is a distinct possibility, and has in fact been mentioned to the current and looney landowner.

Quite a few things currently in the 'pot' tbh; including a brand new web site, followwing mucho critisism of MY diy effort  sad32:, a new business logo, and the search for a current family attraction/day out venue to 'piggy back' onto following my highly successful venture ( for me, but just about only me ) at the outdoor leisure show down in Dorset back in July that convinced me that that is the way to go presently.
'Taster sessions' at low cost will be instantly available with the hope of securing bookings for full experiences back at Swamp2.

The beauty of the 'Swamp (2)" venture, is that there isn't really much pressure on me to make it an overnight success, as it's only a part time job, so I have the time to sit back and plan things slowly, rather than having the need to make rushed and sometimes incorrect instant decisions because my livelyhood depends on it.

Tank and HGV driving, and mini junior quads have also been considered, as has clay pigeon shooting, but that will involve bringing some 'specialists' in.
Just get an old JCB and use it to shovel up all the cash you'll make...  ;)
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Re: Weather girl 'avin' a 'ippo?
« Reply #22 on: October 17, 2008, 08:28:21 AM »
At last a way of making money from explosions  cloud9:
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Re: Weather girl 'avin' a 'ippo?
« Reply #23 on: October 17, 2008, 08:30:16 AM »
Such a shame I can't (daren't) share all the details of my web site, location and stuff openly in here. ::)

Got to be so careful what's shown and said, which is the reason I asked for that great piccy you posted Nick, to be at least edited, but was in fact deleted sadly, but neccessary.
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Re: Weather girl 'avin' a 'ippo?
« Reply #24 on: October 17, 2008, 08:31:01 AM »
Such a shame I can't share all the details of my web site, location and stuff openly in here. ::)
Your loss... we are trawled every day by 'spiders'... it could be hugely beneficial...
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Re: Weather girl 'avin' a 'ippo?
« Reply #25 on: October 17, 2008, 08:32:18 AM »
Such a shame I can't (daren't) share all the details of my web site, location and stuff openly in here. ::)

If we can't find it without help, what chance is there of potential customers coming across it?
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Re: Weather girl 'avin' a 'ippo?
« Reply #26 on: October 17, 2008, 08:33:15 AM »
Such a shame I can't (daren't) share all the details of my web site, location and stuff openly in here. ::)

If we can't find it without help, what chance is there of potential customers coming across it?
Give it a few days and google "JCB Experience"...  ;)
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Re: Weather girl 'avin' a 'ippo?
« Reply #27 on: October 17, 2008, 08:34:18 AM »
Such a shame I can't share all the details of my web site, location and stuff openly in here. ::)
Your loss... we are trawled every day by 'spiders'... it could be hugely beneficial...

Yes, I know that, but you know why....don't you?

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Re: Weather girl 'avin' a 'ippo?
« Reply #28 on: October 17, 2008, 08:37:12 AM »
Such a shame I can't share all the details of my web site, location and stuff openly in here. ::)
Your loss... we are trawled every day by 'spiders'... it could be hugely beneficial...

Yes, I know that, but you know why....don't you?
Yes, but I was making the point that the website is to bring in punters, so they need to be able to find it and if they can, so can the reprobates in here.

Your point is taken though. . .
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Re: Weather girl 'avin' a 'ippo?
« Reply #29 on: October 17, 2008, 08:39:10 AM »
Such a shame I can't share all the details of my web site, location and stuff openly in here. ::)
Your loss... we are trawled every day by 'spiders'... it could be hugely beneficial...

Yes, I know that, but you know why....don't you?
Not really no... I think you worry too much about it....  noooo:

Respect your choice tho.
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