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Offline Nick

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Penis Enlargement
« on: October 17, 2008, 03:37:05 PM »
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Who makes up this shite. Unless it werks, of course. Has anyone tried it?  eveilgrin:
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Re: Penis Enlargement
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2008, 03:46:05 PM »
I find a well turned ankle is all it takes ~ even now.
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Re: Penis Enlargement
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2008, 03:46:47 PM »
I never even open any of these e-mails. They get directed to my spam folder which I empty once in a while.

Only way to treat them.

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Re: Penis Enlargement
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2008, 03:49:37 PM »
So, that would be a reduction then?  ;)
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Re: Penis Enlargement
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2008, 03:50:55 PM »
Well ~ twelve inches but I don't use it all as a rule.  whistle:
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Re: Penis Enlargement
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2008, 03:52:17 PM »
I find a well turned ankle is all it takes ~ even now.

Y9u have not met the Peachy Bottomed Barmaid.Or Donna.Or Janine!!
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Re: Penis Enlargement
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2008, 03:57:46 PM »
I'll be sure to wear the reinforced shorts when I do then.
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Re: Penis Enlargement
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2008, 05:08:13 PM »
Boys boys really!! lol:

I get these lovely emails all the time as well (along with viagra offers, dodgy degree certificates and Olga (where is she?) from Russia who is bored and who's husband only wants s*x once a week) so there is no favouritism here. 8)

Just looking at one of the many today entitled "Scare the chicks with a monster pole". char048

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Re: Penis Enlargement
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2008, 05:17:30 PM »
I find a well turned ankle is all it takes ~ even now.

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Re: Penis Enlargement
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2008, 07:35:00 PM »
 eeek:

What have you done to MRs DS#3?  eeek:

It looks like the usual donkey injuries
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