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The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
« on: October 23, 2008, 07:16:18 PM »
All nice and ready like. Just in case one ever comes up







































 tunble:
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Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2008, 08:58:52 AM »


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Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2008, 09:00:27 AM »
Are they harvesting figs?
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Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2008, 09:03:21 AM »
Probably.
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Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2008, 10:30:02 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 24, 2008, 08:58:52 AM



They do that...   eeek:

Just up the road from here one hanged itself... accidentally like... well I assume so anyway... he didn't leave a note...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2008, 11:11:41 AM »
Quote from: Barman on October 24, 2008, 10:30:02 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 24, 2008, 08:58:52 AM



They do that...   eeek:

Just up the road from here one hanged itself... accidentally like... well I assume so anyway... he didn't leave a note...  noooo:

I expect it was a black goat lynched for eating a white womans underwear.
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Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2008, 11:54:23 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 24, 2008, 11:11:41 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 24, 2008, 10:30:02 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 24, 2008, 08:58:52 AM



They do that...   eeek:

Just up the road from here one hanged itself... accidentally like... well I assume so anyway... he didn't leave a note...  noooo:

I expect it was a black goat lynched for eating a white womans underwear.
There was a flaming cross now you mention it...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2008, 12:13:47 PM »
So, about these sacred prostitutes............
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Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2008, 12:14:53 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 24, 2008, 12:13:47 PM
So, about these sacred prostitutes............
You have my ear sir...  eyes:
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Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2008, 12:18:28 PM »
I was reading Colin Thubron's book about Cyprus IN HOSPITAL and he starts off in Paphos. Sacred prostitutes?
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Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2008, 12:20:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 24, 2008, 12:18:28 PM
I was reading Colin Thubron's book about Cyprus IN HOSPITAL and he starts off in Paphos. Sacred prostitutes?
Plenty of prostitutes in Pafos - none of them sacred I shouldn't think...  noooo:

Have you been in hospital then?  Shrugs:
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Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2008, 12:51:08 PM »
Who's been in hospital?

Not been very attentive lately. mark all posts as 'read' syndrome.

Busy like.  tunble:
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Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2008, 12:52:01 PM »
Mrs TG keeping you hard at it, eh?
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Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2008, 12:52:10 PM »
Quote from: TG on October 24, 2008, 12:51:08 PM
Who's been in hospital?

Not been very attentive lately. mark all posts as 'read' syndrome.

Busy like.  tunble:
I was in horse pickle when I fell off the roof... with my foot like...
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Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2008, 12:55:26 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 24, 2008, 12:52:10 PM
Quote from: TG on October 24, 2008, 12:51:08 PM
Who's been in hospital?

Not been very attentive lately. mark all posts as 'read' syndrome.

Busy like.  tunble:
I was in horse pickle when I fell off the roof... with my foot like...

Again? Thats a dangerous hobby that roof falling off thingy.
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