Hot or not? - Madonna

[Nick]

Well we are off to sunny Andalucia soon.Perhaps The Boy would like a long holiday.....

[Bar Wench]

 

I don't think the house could take The Boy!?!?

[Nick]

You don't what?

[Grumpmeister]

I would... 

You say that now but you havent seen her without her makeup... 

I still would... just to say I've been there like... 

Hardly en exclusive club though BM. 

[Nick]

But she's a Catholic girl  .Or is she Jewish now? I forget

[Bar Wench]

Kalabah. The weirdos with the red shoelaces tied round their wrists.

[Nick]

Kabbalah, I think. What's with the shoelaces then?


(fetches popcorn)

[Barman]

Is it like Tantric Sex or summat...? 

[Nick]

I think that involves goose fat

[Barman]

I think that involves goose fat

goose fat eh...? 

[Nick]

Whilst still being used by the goose 

[Barman]

Whilst still being used by the goose 

What's good for the goose, etc. 

[Nick]

Frankie HOwerd

"Erotic is using a feather.Kinky involves the whole chicken"

Not sure about shoelaces 

[Bar Wench]

The Red String has been used as a tool of protection for centuries. The practice, developed by the sages, involves winding the red string around the tomb of the great Matriarch, Rachel located in the Land of Israel. The string is then cut it into pieces and worn on the left wrist. The left hand is considered by Kabbalah to be the receiving side for the body and soul. By wearing The Red String on our left wrist, we can receive a vital connection to the protective energies surrounding the tomb of Rachel. It also allows us to take Rachel's powerful protective energy with us and draw from it anytime.

and

The Red String protects us from the influences of the Evil Eye. Evil eye is a very powerful negative force. It refers to the unfriendly stare and unkind glances we sometimes get from people around us. Envious eyes and looks of ill will affect us, stopping us from realizing our full potential in every area of our life.

A terribly sensible reason then.  

[Nick]

Shite!