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1000 deliveries in a week!
« on: October 25, 2008, 01:44:40 PM »
Mrs GROWLER has decided to put upon us, and to be of good excercise for us all....US ALL???....to deliver 1000 copies of the new Yellow Pages in 2 weeks time, for £200.

Anyone got some spare oxygen masks and 4 pairs of roller skates going cheap like?  ::)
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2008, 01:46:55 PM »
Deliver them where? rubschin:
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2008, 01:47:19 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on October 25, 2008, 01:44:40 PM
Mrs GROWLER has decided to put upon us, and to be of good excercise for us all....US ALL???....to deliver 1000 copies of the new Yellow Pages in 2 weeks time, for £200.

Anyone got some spare oxygen masks and 4 pairs of roller skates going cheap like?  ::)
Dump them all in a skip... job done!  happy088
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2008, 01:48:46 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 25, 2008, 01:46:55 PM
Deliver them where? rubschin:

Mersey?
Swamp 2 to create a new feature p'raps?  rubschin:

Bonny night coming up too!! rubschin:
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2008, 01:50:27 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 25, 2008, 01:46:55 PM
Deliver them where? rubschin:


DING!! angel1

YOUR CELLAR!! ;)

Pleny of reading for all your customers whilst waiting for the arrival of Planet X.
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2008, 02:35:15 PM »
I thought this would be about the birthrate among illegal immigrants.
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2008, 02:47:32 PM »
Is that 200 before tax, like. Werking in the dark in the cold winter nights,with immensely heavy blocks of paper to be dragged about in the rain, using your petrol,like?
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2008, 10:45:44 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 25, 2008, 02:47:32 PM
Is that 200 before tax, like. Werking in the dark in the cold winter nights,with immensely heavy blocks of paper to be dragged about in the rain, using your petrol,like?

GROWLER jnr. doesn't pay tax .....YET. ::)

Nowt to do with me this, chief. noooo:
They'll no doubt be using me and my diesel as a 'donkey' however. Banghead
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2008, 11:06:55 AM »
It will cost you money and misery. Go for a long walk. They can nick some supermarket trollies
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2008, 12:01:55 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 26, 2008, 11:06:55 AM
It will cost you money and misery. Go for a long walk. They can nick some supermarket trollies

Funny you should say that, cus THAT is actually the plan.
Method of transportation of these wretched books is going to be courtesy of Morrisons.
You pay a quid to hire it anyway, so I'm simply extending the hire time next Friday night.  ;)
Better wear me hoody and tape off the car number plates in case some jobs worthy security guard is watching the cctv whilst filling his face. ::)
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2008, 12:12:41 PM »
Oh no. You are sure to be arrested. Send Mrs Growler in your place  eveilgrin:
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2008, 01:49:44 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 26, 2008, 12:12:41 PM
Oh no. You are sure to be arrested. Send Mrs Growler in your place  eveilgrin:

No chance. She'd probably try putting the trolley in the back of the car complete with the weekly shop still in it. ::)

Besides, she only buys boring food, whereas I buy cake and stuff.  cloud9:

Tis a good plan though ey?  spider:
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2008, 01:51:08 PM »
You intend loading a load of shopping trolleys into the back of your car?

What could possibly go wrong?
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2008, 01:54:12 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 26, 2008, 01:51:08 PM
You intend loading a load of shopping trolleys into the back of your car?

What could possibly go wrong?

Just the one...per trip. Haven't got an artic you know!  ::)

I pay me quid for hiring it as I say. No time limit restriction as far as I know, so why not?
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2008, 01:55:49 PM »
So you intend returning to the same place and "borrowing" a trolley each time without arousing suspicion?

Can I come and watch?
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