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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #15 on: October 26, 2008, 01:58:05 PM »


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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #16 on: October 26, 2008, 02:02:00 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 26, 2008, 01:55:49 PM
So you intend returning to the same place and "borrowing" a trolley each time without arousing suspicion?

Can I come and watch?

Absolutely NOT!

Start getting cocky and greedy, and that's how you get caught, believe me. noooo:

I'm NOT nickin' them anyway, just extending my hire.
 I have every intention of takin' them back once they've served their purpose. In fact, as a token of my gratitude, I may well wheel it straight back into the store and place a nice Crimbo cake in it to purchase. cloud9:
See, I'm very thoughtful, and really appreciate their help.

You got a trolley you can borrow me then instead like? rubschin:
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #17 on: October 26, 2008, 02:02:56 PM »
No, supermarket trolleys are the werk of the devil.
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #18 on: October 26, 2008, 02:04:55 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on October 26, 2008, 02:02:00 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 26, 2008, 01:55:49 PM
So you intend returning to the same place and "borrowing" a trolley each time without arousing suspicion?

Can I come and watch?

Absolutely NOT!

Start getting cocky and greedy, and that's how you get caught, believe me. noooo:

I'm NOT nickin' them anyway, just extending my hire.
 I have every intention of takin' them back once they've served their purpose. In fact, as a token of my gratitude, I may well wheel it straight back into the store and place a nice Crimbo cake in it to purchase. cloud9:
See, I'm very thoughtful, and really appreciate their help.

You got a trolley you can borrow me then instead like? rubschin:
Why don't you just take it back loaded with Yellow Pages... It'll be worth a quid to get rid of them all!  point:
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #19 on: October 26, 2008, 02:15:04 PM »


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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #20 on: October 26, 2008, 03:03:16 PM »
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #21 on: October 26, 2008, 06:38:48 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on October 26, 2008, 02:02:00 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 26, 2008, 01:55:49 PM
So you intend returning to the same place and "borrowing" a trolley each time without arousing suspicion?

Can I come and watch?

Absolutely NOT!

Start getting cocky and greedy, and that's how you get caught, believe me. noooo:

I'm NOT nickin' them anyway, just extending my hire.
 I have every intention of takin' them back once they've served their purpose. In fact, as a token of my gratitude, I may well wheel it straight back into the store and place a nice Crimbo cake in it to purchase. cloud9:
See, I'm very thoughtful, and really appreciate their help.

You got a trolley you can borrow me then instead like? rubschin:
noooo:
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #22 on: October 26, 2008, 07:04:19 PM »
Hardly the crime of the century this is it?  ::)

P'raps I should just go down the Mersey then like. Bound to be a gaggle of them down there.

What you lot suggest I use then....EY?
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #23 on: October 26, 2008, 07:06:14 PM »
Shopping trolleys?
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #25 on: October 26, 2008, 07:22:32 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on October 26, 2008, 07:04:19 PM
... What you lot suggest I use then....EY?

You could get help from the Yellow pages if you've got one handy like

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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #26 on: October 26, 2008, 07:24:52 PM »
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #27 on: October 26, 2008, 07:50:32 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on October 26, 2008, 07:22:32 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on October 26, 2008, 07:04:19 PM
... What you lot suggest I use then....EY?

You could get help from the Yellow pages if you've got one handy like


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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #28 on: October 31, 2008, 07:40:05 PM »
I did this some years ago when I was hard up like.

Piece o' p*ss ~ but don't dump them 'cos they do check that they have been delivered.
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #29 on: October 31, 2008, 07:45:28 PM »
Mrs GROWLER has proudly unveiled the 'tool for the job' this aft.,....and I DON'T mean me either before you start. ::)

A ferkin' oap's shopping basket on wheels that she got from the local tat shop for a tenner! eeek:

I give up. ::)

Morrisons beckons within the hour. whistle:
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