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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #30 on: November 01, 2008, 10:00:56 AM »
I bet he's been locked up  noooo:
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #31 on: November 01, 2008, 10:39:38 AM »
It'll all end in tears



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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #32 on: November 01, 2008, 10:41:13 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 01, 2008, 10:39:38 AM
It'll all end in tears





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Jackass the movie...   happy088
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #33 on: November 02, 2008, 12:06:18 PM »
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Quote from: Nick on October 26, 2008, 01:55:49 PM
So you intend returning to the same place and "borrowing" a trolley each time without arousing suspicion?

Can I come and watch?

Absolutely NOT!

Start getting cocky and greedy, and that's how you get caught, believe me. noooo:

I'm NOT nickin' them anyway, just extending my hire.
 I have every intention of takin' them back once they've served their purpose. In fact, as a token of my gratitude, I may well wheel it straight back into the store and place a nice Crimbo cake in it to purchase. cloud9:
See, I'm very thoughtful, and really appreciate their help.

You got a trolley you can borrow me then instead like? rubschin:
noooo:

Porage? What happened to Porrige or even Porridge, is it an EU directive?
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #34 on: November 02, 2008, 12:06:52 PM »
Well it shold all be over by now. We all wonder how it went, like.
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #35 on: November 02, 2008, 07:42:33 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 02, 2008, 12:06:52 PM
Well it shold all be over by now. We all wonder how it went, like.

Oh no it's not. noooo:

The plan didn't go to plan on Friday night. Security were sniffin' around the car park, so it was deemed too risky.
Someone 'bubble' me? rubschin:

Plan B will be put in place at just past midnight tonight at the local Tesco late shop when they close...at midnight. whistle:

If all that fails it's oap's bloody shopping trolley tomorrow. Banghead
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #36 on: November 02, 2008, 07:44:57 PM »
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #37 on: November 03, 2008, 05:14:56 AM »
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #38 on: November 03, 2008, 08:34:47 AM »
Trolley less. Banghead

Plan 3 now in force.
Daughter on inset day DRAGGED out of bed to help. lol:
Mrs GROWLER off to the local Rugby club to watch a H&S video, oap's trolley in tow. ::)

I'm on me way to Swamp 2 for the trailer.
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #39 on: November 03, 2008, 08:35:49 AM »
It's not going well,is it?

Sill, what can possibly go wrong now?

(Fetches popcorn)
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #40 on: November 03, 2008, 08:40:36 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 03, 2008, 08:35:49 AM
It's not going well,is it?

Sill, what can possibly go wrong now?

(Fetches popcorn)

Trailer nicked? ::)

I've worked out that this lot, if stacked up, would be a mountain of paper over 60 feet in height! eeek:

That is one hell of a high bonfire!! lol:
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #41 on: November 03, 2008, 08:44:23 AM »
Can you look up a number for me, like? For some reason our new Yellow Pages hasn't been delivered. ::)
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #42 on: November 03, 2008, 08:52:42 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 03, 2008, 08:44:23 AM
Can you look up a number for me, like? For some reason our new Yellow Pages hasn't been delivered. ::)
THEY soon will be!  scared2:

Just sat down for a dump....best place for thinking I find, and realise my calculations were wrong. ::)

85 bloody feet tall pile of 'books'!!

AGHHHHHHHHHH! eeek:
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #43 on: November 03, 2008, 09:03:54 AM »
Have you thought about how much they weigh?  rubschin:
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Re: 1000 deliveries in a week!
« Reply #44 on: November 03, 2008, 09:23:19 AM »
I know a good chiropractor  eyes:
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