Hot or not?-Carla Bruni

[Bar Wench]

I shall strop!

[Uncle Mort]

 

[Bar Wench]

What's the red and yellow icing for?

[Uncle Mort]

I've no idea. 

[Barman]

What's the red and yellow icing for?

You're the strop expert - why ask us??? 

[Bar Wench]

Maybe it's a bake your own strop cake!

[Uncle Mort]

hooray for google:

Yellow Strop Paste
This is a non-abrasive strop paste For the ‘everyday use' hanging Leather strop. Its purpose it to maintain the quality of the leather by preventing it drying out and cracking.

YELLOW strop paste.



[edit]Green Strop Paste
This is a coarse abrasive strop paste for use with either a hanging leather strop, the green side of a hand held leather strop or
the leather side of a hand held leather and honing stone strop. Green strop paste must never be used with the ‘everyday use' strop.
This must be used only when the edge of the razor begins to dull.

Stropping with an abrasive paste can extend the period of time between honing.

GREEN strop paste



[edit]Black and Red Strop Paste
This is a two-part set of abrasive pastes.

Note they must be used on separate leather strops so that they do not contaminate or mix grades.
The red is the coarser of the two with the fine coarse black used for polishing the edge.

BLACK-RED  strop paste



[edit]White Strop Paste
White is a fine polishing abrasive paste for use on the linen or canvas side of a hanging strop.

WHITE  strop paste

[Bar Wench]

I never knew I needed a special paste to strop! 

[Nick]

Ahem

[Uncle Mort]

No need to get stroppy Nick. 

[Barman]

No need to get stroppy Nick. 

[Uncle Mort]

[Barman]

Hubba, hubba... 

[Nick]

I can't undertand why she married short, ugly, rich, goblin lookalike Sarkozy. Oh, I see

[Barman]

I can't undertand why she married short, ugly, rich, goblin lookalike Sarkozy. Oh, I see

Indeed... I was taken already...