Has anybody watched that 'UK Border Patrol' programme on the telly recently...?
Complete farce (as you would expect).
Send dozens (literally) of police and immigration officers to track down a couple of illegals... then take aforementioned illegal to their home and look for their passport so they can send them home.
If they can't find the passport of the aforementioned illegal 'cos they have flushed it down the bog or whatever they have to let them go with a promise that they will report to the immigration service once a week 'til they can be deported. Guess what? none of them do...
A complete, total, utter,
utter waste of time and taxpayer's money...
Ms. Smith, take
immediate, effective steps to prevent the entry of thousands of illegals to the UK and their prompt removal when they are discovered.
Then we can worry about Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg entering the country.