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Nose hair
« on: October 28, 2008, 12:47:51 PM »
As I get older this gets worse. Not just nostril growth (why?) but sticky outy hairs onthe end of my nose. Really annoying. I got so cross once I set one on fire(never again).

Yesterday I found one and in the absnce of anything else I applied some pliers to it. Took a big chunk out of my nose in the process.Very red.Big scab.Have business meeting tomorrow. Plaster or just brazen it out?

Could one use lady type hair dissolving cream, and would that werk if shoved up nostrils?
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Re: Nose hair
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2008, 12:54:06 PM »
Tweezers and bonjela.
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Re: Nose hair
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2008, 12:55:15 PM »
Bonjela is four mouth ulcers, doltess, not nose craters
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Re: Nose hair
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2008, 12:55:29 PM »
See also: Ear Hairs  noooo:
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Re: Nose hair
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2008, 12:56:46 PM »
I shave them  noooo:
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Re: Nose hair
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2008, 01:02:20 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 28, 2008, 12:55:15 PM
Bonjela is four mouth ulcers, doltess, not nose craters

The bonjela numbs the area so that yanking out the nostril hair isn't as painful.
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Re: Nose hair
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2008, 01:03:23 PM »
You have the same problem?  eeek:

Doesn't help my crater problem though  evil:
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Re: Nose hair
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2008, 01:04:34 PM »
Brazen it out - are you a man or a mouse?
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Re: Nose hair
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2008, 01:04:57 PM »
I don't have the same problem no.

As to the crater, stick some of Mrs Nick's concealer on it and brazen it out.
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Re: Nose hair
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2008, 01:05:23 PM »
What the F*ck is "concealer"?
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Re: Nose hair
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2008, 01:09:22 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 28, 2008, 01:04:34 PM
Brazen it out - are you a man or a mouse?

Aim to be former, end up usually as latter  cry:
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Re: Nose hair
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2008, 01:10:31 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 28, 2008, 01:05:23 PM
What the F*ck is "concealer"?

What Mrs Nick uses to hide the dark circles under her eyes. Actually for scabs foundation mixed with some moisturiser is probably best. Do it after you have showered so the scab is soft. It takes in the colour better that way.
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Re: Nose hair
« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2008, 01:12:18 PM »
You seem to know a lot about this.GCSE?

Mrs Nick uses Brown Bread Flour as far as I can detect.Will have to rummage in her bathroom.I may be some time, it looks like a branch of Boots  eeek:
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Re: Nose hair
« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2008, 01:13:03 PM »
I was an accident prone teenager who also had acne issues at times. There is very little I don't know about covering stuff up.
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Re: Nose hair
« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2008, 01:14:40 PM »
Cut out the PC Talk.

"I had spots and scabs in my formative years" will do
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