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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Nose hair
« Reply #30 on: October 28, 2008, 04:25:44 PM »
This explains a lot...  whistle:
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Re: Nose hair
« Reply #31 on: October 28, 2008, 04:26:08 PM »
My cousins  cloud9:
Conehead The Barbarian?
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Re: Nose hair
« Reply #32 on: October 28, 2008, 04:47:56 PM »
Conehead the Destroyer more like..  whistle:
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Re: Nose hair
« Reply #33 on: October 28, 2008, 06:39:04 PM »
I mostly despair

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Re: Nose hair
« Reply #34 on: October 29, 2008, 06:23:50 AM »
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Re: Nose hair
« Reply #35 on: October 29, 2008, 08:39:41 AM »
Conehead the Destroyer more like..  whistle:
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Mine was funnier...  sad24:

It provided a vital feed to the Grumpy coup de grace, although in isolation it lacked the bite of unpredictability to which this sophisticated audience has become accustomed.

In future, try to work in a reference to railway/cakes, undersized genitalia or women who collect useless artifacts.
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Re: Nose hair
« Reply #36 on: October 29, 2008, 08:59:04 AM »
Anyway, Nick, how is the crater?

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Re: Nose hair
« Reply #37 on: October 29, 2008, 09:02:36 AM »
Sore  evil:

Note to self: do not use pliers in future for quasi-medical procedures
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Re: Nose hair
« Reply #38 on: October 29, 2008, 09:03:42 AM »
And thus we are back at post one.

Use tweezers and bonjela.

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Re: Nose hair
« Reply #39 on: October 29, 2008, 12:03:09 PM »
Polyfilla is quite good for craters, it's eco freindly and does not kill dinosaurs. ( I sometimes wonder why I say things like that)

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Re: Nose hair
« Reply #40 on: October 29, 2008, 12:04:29 PM »
And thus we are back at post one.

Use tweezers and bonjela.
Does that also apply to bum hair?

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Re: Nose hair
« Reply #41 on: October 29, 2008, 12:07:14 PM »
Use a blowlamp

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Re: Nose hair
« Reply #42 on: October 29, 2008, 12:08:03 PM »
Polyfilla is quite good for craters, it's eco freindly and does not kill dinosaurs. ( I sometimes wonder why I say things like that)
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Re: Nose hair
« Reply #43 on: October 29, 2008, 12:53:28 PM »
Polyfilla is quite good for craters, it's eco freindly and does not kill dinosaurs. ( I sometimes wonder why I say things like that)

How do you know about the dinosaurs?

It could be that the Yucatan peninsula was hit by a 50 Million tonne sack of polyfilla that fell out of some pikey aliens pick-up saucer.
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Re: Nose hair
« Reply #44 on: October 29, 2008, 10:09:18 PM »
Polyfilla is quite good for craters, it's eco freindly and does not kill dinosaurs. ( I sometimes wonder why I say things like that)
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