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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #165 on: November 05, 2008, 12:49:29 AM »
Empty pod, fill pod with water, reinsert pod and use till machineis clean.

Simple really.  whistle:
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It 'knows' when there is no paint in it...  noooo:

No paint or no liquid?
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #166 on: November 05, 2008, 04:42:58 AM »
Empty pod, fill pod with water, reinsert pod and use till machineis clean.

Simple really.  whistle:
But you can't do that...  Banghead

It 'knows' when there is no paint in it...  noooo:

No paint or no liquid?
Well the paint comes in a special... um paint container... so the only way to replace it with water is to empty out five litres of paint somewhere, wash out the paint container then fill it with water.... It is going to be much simpler to return the whole thing to the store.

I may take LL with me...  scared2:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #167 on: November 05, 2008, 08:47:54 AM »
There's a Dulux paint factory just up the road from me.  I think they make over 37,000 litres of white paint a day (or is it per week).  Shall I go and ask for a free sample for you?   eyes:

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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #168 on: November 05, 2008, 09:09:48 AM »
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #169 on: November 05, 2008, 09:10:59 AM »
I may take LL with me...  scared2:

To keep the peace or to hold Stavros' arms while you insert the device?
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #170 on: November 05, 2008, 03:24:05 PM »
There's a Dulux paint factory just up the road from me.  I think they make over 37,000 litres of white paint a day (or is it per week).  Shall I go and ask for a free sample for you?   eyes:
Oh yes please... and a spare PaintPod?  eveilgrin:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #171 on: November 05, 2008, 03:24:35 PM »
I may take LL with me...  scared2:

To keep the peace or to hold Stavros' arms while you insert the device?
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #172 on: November 05, 2008, 03:51:14 PM »
AND??????????














Wot 'appened?
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #173 on: November 05, 2008, 03:54:18 PM »
You could have painted the bloody lot with a brush by now. Or paid a man to do it with the amount you've spent on petrol travelling back and forth.

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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #174 on: November 05, 2008, 04:21:50 PM »
You could have painted the bloody lot with a brush by now. Or paid a man to do it with the amount you've spent on petrol travelling back and forth.
I am aware of that!  cussing:

But I didn't bloody know it was going to be a nightmare when I bought it a week ago did I???  noooo:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #175 on: November 05, 2008, 04:23:13 PM »
No but when it went tits up why didn't you just return it and give it up as a bad job? These things never actually improve!

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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #176 on: November 05, 2008, 04:25:02 PM »
No but when it went tits up why didn't you just return it and give it up as a bad job? These things never actually improve!

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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #177 on: November 05, 2008, 04:26:16 PM »
Wimmin never understand these things BM ~ I bet LL said much the same.
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #178 on: November 05, 2008, 04:26:59 PM »
Wimmin never understand these things BM ~ I bet LL said much the same.

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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #179 on: November 05, 2008, 04:28:16 PM »
Wimmin never understand these things BM ~ I bet LL said much the same.

yes...   redface:

'slike asking for directions isn't it ..... they always want to, we KNOW where we are.
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