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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #60 on: October 30, 2008, 04:16:50 PM »
I recognise Wenchy's bottom there. Smaller than I recall though
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #61 on: October 30, 2008, 04:20:56 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 30, 2008, 04:14:11 PM
Tramp stamps.
Yes, that's what I said...  ::)
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #62 on: October 31, 2008, 10:03:11 AM »
Well the PaintPod doesn't bloody work... that's a good start eh... eh????  cussing:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #63 on: October 31, 2008, 10:56:06 AM »
Quote from: Barman on October 31, 2008, 10:03:11 AM
Well the PaintPod doesn't bloody work... that's a good start eh... eh????  cussing:

Define "doesn't work"?

If you mean the paint all runs back into your armpit (you did shave them before starting I hope?) then it sounds like pilot error to me.

Did you keep the instructions?
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #64 on: October 31, 2008, 10:58:06 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2008, 10:56:06 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 31, 2008, 10:03:11 AM
Well the PaintPod doesn't bloody work... that's a good start eh... eh????  cussing:

Define "doesn't work"?

If you mean the paint all runs back into your armpit (you did shave them before starting I hope?) then it sounds like pilot error to me.

Did you keep the instructions?
Not only did I keep the instructions I read the bloody things!  cussing:

It makes all the right noises 'cept no paint comes out of the end... yet when you press the 'clean' button it can pump water all around itself to clean out the paint that isn't there...  noooo:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #65 on: October 31, 2008, 12:02:44 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 31, 2008, 10:58:06 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2008, 10:56:06 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 31, 2008, 10:03:11 AM
Well the PaintPod doesn't bloody work... that's a good start eh... eh????  cussing:

Define "doesn't work"?

If you mean the paint all runs back into your armpit (you did shave them before starting I hope?) then it sounds like pilot error to me.

Did you keep the instructions?
Not only did I keep the instructions I read the bloody things!  cussing:

It makes all the right noises 'cept no paint comes out of the end... yet when you press the 'clean' button it can pump water all around itself to clean out the paint that isn't there...  noooo:

Thin the paint down then, obvious.
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #66 on: October 31, 2008, 02:03:25 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2008, 12:02:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 31, 2008, 10:58:06 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2008, 10:56:06 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 31, 2008, 10:03:11 AM
Well the PaintPod doesn't bloody work... that's a good start eh... eh????  cussing:

Define "doesn't work"?

If you mean the paint all runs back into your armpit (you did shave them before starting I hope?) then it sounds like pilot error to me.

Did you keep the instructions?
Not only did I keep the instructions I read the bloody things!  cussing:

It makes all the right noises 'cept no paint comes out of the end... yet when you press the 'clean' button it can pump water all around itself to clean out the paint that isn't there...  noooo:

Thin the paint down then, obvious.
Or paint with water...?  rubschin:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #67 on: October 31, 2008, 02:05:59 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 31, 2008, 02:03:25 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2008, 12:02:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 31, 2008, 10:58:06 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2008, 10:56:06 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 31, 2008, 10:03:11 AM
Well the PaintPod doesn't bloody work... that's a good start eh... eh????  cussing:

Define "doesn't work"?

If you mean the paint all runs back into your armpit (you did shave them before starting I hope?) then it sounds like pilot error to me.

Did you keep the instructions?
Not only did I keep the instructions I read the bloody things!  cussing:

It makes all the right noises 'cept no paint comes out of the end... yet when you press the 'clean' button it can pump water all around itself to clean out the paint that isn't there...  noooo:

Thin the paint down then, obvious.
Or paint with water...?  rubschin:
That would also work, yes.  ::)
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #68 on: October 31, 2008, 02:55:29 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2008, 02:05:59 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 31, 2008, 02:03:25 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2008, 12:02:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 31, 2008, 10:58:06 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2008, 10:56:06 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 31, 2008, 10:03:11 AM
Well the PaintPod doesn't bloody work... that's a good start eh... eh????  cussing:

Define "doesn't work"?

If you mean the paint all runs back into your armpit (you did shave them before starting I hope?) then it sounds like pilot error to me.

Did you keep the instructions?
Not only did I keep the instructions I read the bloody things!  cussing:

It makes all the right noises 'cept no paint comes out of the end... yet when you press the 'clean' button it can pump water all around itself to clean out the paint that isn't there...  noooo:

Thin the paint down then, obvious.
Or paint with water...?  rubschin:
That would also work, yes.  ::)
...and add a tiny bit of paint to see when it stops werking like...?  rubschin:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #69 on: October 31, 2008, 03:49:11 PM »
Just spoken to the nice man at Dulux... he says it is buggered!  Banghead

Back to Limassol tomorrow for a replacement unit then.....  cussing:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #70 on: October 31, 2008, 04:01:03 PM »
With hindsight, assembling/testing the thing on LL's new desk was not a stroke of genius...  noooo:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #71 on: October 31, 2008, 06:54:08 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 31, 2008, 04:01:03 PM
With hindsight, assembling/testing the thing on LL's new desk was not a stroke of genius...  noooo:
doh:

Something about pearls and swine springs to mind.
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #72 on: November 01, 2008, 08:19:42 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2008, 06:54:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 31, 2008, 04:01:03 PM
With hindsight, assembling/testing the thing on LL's new desk was not a stroke of genius...  noooo:
doh:

Something about pearls and swine springs to mind.
yes... and paint... doh:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #73 on: November 03, 2008, 12:09:11 PM »
Been back to Limassol this morning and they refused to change the unit or give me my money back!  cussing:

Bastard Dulux man and bastard Superhome Centre!  Angry9:

I have to go back again tomorrow to get the 'repaired' unit...  noooo:

Meanwhile, if a tin of Weathershield exterior paint says "THIS PRODUCT IS FOR EXTERIOR USE ONLY" do that mean you can't even use a ickle lickle bit inside...?  rubschin:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #74 on: November 03, 2008, 12:16:17 PM »
Stupid question BM but are we going to hear that when you went back to the shop the staff are going to be laughing themselves stupid over the bald berk who couldnt insert the paint pod properly?  whistle:
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