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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #90 on: November 03, 2008, 02:58:30 PM »
Shame ~ I could have said "Small world isn't it" if he had been.  whistle:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #91 on: November 03, 2008, 02:59:09 PM »
It seems a much bigger world when you have to paint a big chunk of it...  sad24:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #92 on: November 03, 2008, 03:00:48 PM »
Get a man in ~ you know it makes sense.
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #93 on: November 03, 2008, 03:01:29 PM »
Get a man in ~ you know it makes sense.
Never!  cussing:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #94 on: November 03, 2008, 03:04:40 PM »
Get a man in ~ you know it makes sense.
Never!  cussing:

My office window is falling apart. The frame is knackered (to use a technical term) it leaks and the wind howls through it. I COULD replace it myself but a man will be doing it next week. Cost of window remains the same whether I fit it or not. Builders etc are all laid off and are wandering round looking for cash jobs whilst they claim the dole. For a "decent drink" a man will fit the window for me and make a more professional job of it than I would.
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #95 on: November 03, 2008, 03:05:25 PM »
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #96 on: November 03, 2008, 03:06:58 PM »
Well there aren't builders wandering around here offering to do it "for a drink"...

I'm painting the whole house I tells ya... by myself and then I'll have the drink - see?  cloud9:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #97 on: November 03, 2008, 03:11:53 PM »
Well there aren't builders wandering around here offering to do it "for a drink"...

I'm painting the whole house I tells ya... by myself and then I'll have the drink - see?  cloud9:

Good God Man! You live in the land of the back-hander. Pay a peon to do the work and you can drink ALL day. ::)
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #99 on: November 03, 2008, 03:15:19 PM »
Well there aren't builders wandering around here offering to do it "for a drink"...

I'm painting the whole house I tells ya... by myself and then I'll have the drink - see?  cloud9:

Good God Man! You live in the land of the back-hander. Pay a peon to do the work and you can drink ALL day. ::)

I see a tiny weeny flaw in your plan tho Snoopy... namely LL...  noooo:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #100 on: November 03, 2008, 03:16:54 PM »
Send her out shopping!
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #101 on: November 03, 2008, 03:17:50 PM »
Send her out shopping!
If I could afford to send her out shopping I wouldn't be doing the bloody painting myself....  noooo:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #102 on: November 03, 2008, 03:40:47 PM »
Send her out shopping!
If I could afford to send her out shopping I wouldn't be doing the bloody painting myself....  noooo:

 rubschin: We need to consider the problem further.

Can you manage a cheap flight to the UK for her?  whistle:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #103 on: November 03, 2008, 03:42:41 PM »
Send her out shopping!
If I could afford to send her out shopping I wouldn't be doing the bloody painting myself....  noooo:

 rubschin: We need to consider the problem further.

Can you manage a cheap flight to the UK for her?  whistle:
What, and let her loose in the UK shops...?  noooo:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #104 on: November 03, 2008, 03:44:09 PM »
Send her out shopping!
If I could afford to send her out shopping I wouldn't be doing the bloody painting myself....  noooo:

 rubschin: We need to consider the problem further.

Can you manage a cheap flight to the UK for her?  whistle:
What, and let her loose in the UK shops...?  noooo:

Shouldn't Miss Piggy be doing something like making LL a Grandmother or something? That would get her away and keep her occupied for weeks if not months.
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