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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #150 on: November 04, 2008, 01:48:39 PM »
So why aren't you?
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #151 on: November 04, 2008, 04:18:29 PM »
It is still fucked!  Angry9:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #152 on: November 04, 2008, 04:24:51 PM »
"Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"...


The voice of Dulux....  Banghead
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #153 on: November 04, 2008, 04:27:00 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 04, 2008, 04:18:29 PM
It is still fucked!  Angry9:

OK, what have you done to it this time?  point:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #154 on: November 04, 2008, 04:30:05 PM »
Get a man in.



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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #155 on: November 04, 2008, 04:43:41 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 04, 2008, 04:24:51 PM
"Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"..."Sorry you are still waiting, we will answer your call as quickly as we can"...


The voice of Dulux....  Banghead

 point:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #156 on: November 04, 2008, 04:45:03 PM »
He's gubbed it noooo:

LL will be most displeased noooo: scared2:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #157 on: November 04, 2008, 04:59:15 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 04, 2008, 04:27:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 04, 2008, 04:18:29 PM
It is still fucked!  Angry9:

OK, what have you done to it this time?  point:
It is a big pile o' shite and nobody should ever, ever buy one!   Banghead

Originally it wouldn't pump paint but would clean itself... now they have 'repaired' it, it paints okay but won't clean itself... now it is full of paint like...  noooo:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #158 on: November 04, 2008, 05:02:24 PM »
The lady at Dulux says.... "gubbed"  Banghead
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #159 on: November 04, 2008, 05:17:16 PM »
Plan B?
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #160 on: November 04, 2008, 05:20:06 PM »
Empty pod, fill pod with water, reinsert pod and use till machineis clean.

Simple really.  whistle:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #161 on: November 04, 2008, 06:56:30 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 04, 2008, 05:20:06 PM
Empty pod, fill pod with water, reinsert pod and use till machineis clean.

Simple really.  whistle:
But you can't do that...  Banghead

It 'knows' when there is no paint in it...  noooo:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #162 on: November 04, 2008, 06:57:20 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 04, 2008, 05:17:16 PM
Plan B?
Return to shop for fourth time...

Insert PaintPod into unfortunate Dulux representative...  eveilgrin:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #163 on: November 04, 2008, 09:07:05 PM »
We await a report  eveilgrin:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #164 on: November 04, 2008, 10:57:50 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 04, 2008, 09:07:05 PM
We await a report  eveilgrin:
Probably a loud one.
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