The All New Decorating Thread

[Bar Wench]

Of course they bloody don't! We are getting more and more like America every day with the only real choice being one of the big two and a fucking useless bunch they are too.

[Snoopy]

That's what I thought but it takes a lot to part BM from his cash so I figured I'd ask him anyway.

[Grumpmeister]

That's what I thought but it takes a lot to part BM from his cash so I figured I'd ask him anyway.

I dont know, he forked out a small fortune for my patent hair tonic without realising I'd just been tapping his home brew stash.. 

Politically there isnt any viable alternative to the big 2 unless people suddenly have a rush of blood to the head.

[Snoopy]

Back in history the big parties were the Liberals and the Tories. Labour came from nowhere.
The Liberals were the biggest thing around when Lloyd George was leader then suddenly they all but vanished. Upsets do happen and parties can rise through the mess to make a difference ~ tho' to be fair they seem to end up the same as the rest before very long.

[Darwins Selection]

Of course they bloody don't! We are getting more and more like America every day with the only real choice being one of the big two and a fucking useless bunch they are too.

Don't let it get you down my dear.

Discovering that the world is a real pile of poo run by uncontrollable idiots and there is nothing you can do about it is a significant milestone in life, like a sort of second puberty.

Welcome to the club.

You will soon be unable to remember where you put anything, your joints will crack loudly when you get up and your hair will rapidly turn grey.

[Barman]

Of course they bloody don't! We are getting more and more like America every day with the only real choice being one of the big two and a fucking useless bunch they are too.

Well... I figure this...

Call me Dave is the same as gorgon... same ol', same ol'... We don't want same ol'... 

And I'd never have believed that 'merica would vote in a black man (although he isn't really 'black' is he?)

So I though 'why not... do something for your country... and I got a keyring too! 

BTW... my membership number is 349... 

Fuck it - give it a try! 

[Snoopy]

Frankly (and seriously) I am following the DS route ~ seen all this before but expect this to be the last time for me. Hopefully somebody may learn something from it all but I doubt it. I confidently expect my sons to be saying much the same in 50 or so years.

[Barman]

When Government control over every aspect of our lives is complete, when all dissent is outlawed, when it is too late to fight back, what will you say to those who ask ‘What did you do to stop it? Anything? Even one small thing?’

 

Assuming, of course, it is still legal to ask that question by then.

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[Barman]

I have a brand new PaintPod... 

[Bar Wench]

 

What's the betting this one doesn't work either?

 

And


what did LL have to do in order to get you one? 

[Barman]

What's the betting this one doesn't work either?

 

And


what did LL have to do in order to get you one? 

We went to a different branch of the store where we are better known... So just ran through the story again... sad eyes, etc. and they called Dulux who apparently agreed that we should have a new one...

The young English guy that mixes paint in the store said "I'd laugh if this one didn't work either..."

I said "You fucking won't mate" 

[Bar Wench]

Oh he will, as shall we all! 

[Barman]

Oh he will, as shall we all! 

He'll have problems laughing with a PaintPod stuck up his cheeky English arse...

[TG]

I am painting our living room again on Monday. Ready for new suite like (and carpet (and PS3)).

The old cat vomited its guts up on the living room carpet this morning. Bastard. I think it's stress related as the fvkcing kitten keeps attacking him. I can see it now, new carpet down, suite in, PS3 winking invitingly at me, shiny new paintwork. TG stand back and admires it all then the cat walks in and projectile vomits over the lot.

Sums up my life at the moment.

Oh well, piss up with some old workmates tomorrow. I shall become plastered. 

[Barman]

I am painting our living room again on Monday. Ready for new suite like (and carpet (and PS3)).

The old cat vomited its guts up on the living room carpet this morning. Bastard. I think it's stress related as the fvkcing kitten keeps attacking him. I can see it now, new carpet down, suite in, PS3 winking invitingly at me, shiny new paintwork. TG stand back and admires it all then the cat walks in and projectile vomits over the lot.

Sums up my life at the moment.

Oh well, piss up with some old workmates tomorrow. I shall become plastered. 

You'll be needing a PaintPod for that lot I should imagine...?