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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #210 on: November 06, 2008, 01:02:39 PM »
The old cat vomited its guts up on the living room carpet this morning. Bastard. I think it's stress related as the fvkcing kitten keeps attacking him.

Put a bit of catnip on the little buggers collar, that should distract him enough to stop doing ANYTHING else.
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #211 on: November 06, 2008, 01:13:23 PM »
I've unpacked the aforementioned new PaintPod and plugged it in...

I can't bring myself to test it in case it doesn't werk like...   surrender:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #212 on: November 06, 2008, 01:14:30 PM »
Get on with man! I want to know if it's worth buying one myself.

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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #213 on: November 06, 2008, 01:14:44 PM »
I'd lay money that it won't!  point:

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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #214 on: November 06, 2008, 01:15:10 PM »
Get on with man! I want to know if it's worth buying one myself.
Okay... here goes... keep your heads down like...  scared2:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #215 on: November 06, 2008, 01:15:53 PM »
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #216 on: November 06, 2008, 01:16:23 PM »
1) Paint container shaken and inserted into machine....  scared2:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #217 on: November 06, 2008, 01:17:51 PM »
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #218 on: November 06, 2008, 01:18:27 PM »
2) Paint containter removed from machine and inserted the correct way around....  whistle:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #219 on: November 06, 2008, 01:18:57 PM »
2) Hold on tho... now the lid won't close!  cussing:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #220 on: November 06, 2008, 01:19:36 PM »
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3) Return to shop to buy correct container for pod.

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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #221 on: November 06, 2008, 01:19:52 PM »
It just needed encouraging...  whistle:

3) Dip tube inserted into paint and locked into place...
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #222 on: November 06, 2008, 01:20:43 PM »
4) Clean paint off carpet/cat/sofa from inadvertent paint dip tube flick

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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #223 on: November 06, 2008, 01:21:27 PM »
All connected up and 'Paint' button selected (nice blue LED on)...

4) Ready to press paint button on roller and see if it pumps...  scared2:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #224 on: November 06, 2008, 01:23:06 PM »
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1)pump explodes and splashes paint everywhere. BM claims it is a modern paint style to LL.
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