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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #360 on: November 09, 2008, 06:31:07 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 09, 2008, 06:29:02 PM
I throw in some OMO
Why would I need OMO...?  rubschin:

You promised me MILFs...  eyes:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #361 on: November 09, 2008, 07:53:48 PM »
The most unsual things can happen whilst decorating:...............


.......whilst painting me container in the lonesome depths of a wild muddy wet cold and windy Swamp 2 this morn., I was approached by a very pleasant Pakistanee gun carrying geezer shooting pigeons for his Sunday roast...apparently...who offered me large tins of green brown and black paint, a load of chains and some hackles, all for free!
I collect from his garage this week! eeek:

Tell you, if it had been some random English bloke wandering around, he'd have shackled me, nicked my paint and used the double barrel shotgun to blow me apart for his Sunday roast. ::)

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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #362 on: November 09, 2008, 08:18:46 PM »
Prolly wants you to keep you fresh for the midweek curry  whistle:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #363 on: November 10, 2008, 01:08:01 AM »
Quote from: Barman on November 09, 2008, 03:30:32 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 09, 2008, 03:28:48 PM
Excellent, we are abroad for the first week, so you can get it done while we are out of the country.We will leave some stuff in the freezer.
Corned Beef hash no doubt...  noooo:

We should discuss remuneration....  whistle:

Dont forget danger money, after all Nick Towers has been absorbing Nick-o-rays for years, it would make the Bemuda Triangle seem normal scared:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #364 on: November 10, 2008, 08:23:14 AM »
Quote from: Barman on November 09, 2008, 06:31:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 09, 2008, 06:29:02 PM
I throw in some OMO
Why would I need OMO...?  rubschin:

You promised me MILFs...  eyes:

You turn the packet UPSIDE DOWN you dolt  ::)
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #365 on: November 10, 2008, 08:25:55 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 10, 2008, 08:23:14 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 09, 2008, 06:31:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 09, 2008, 06:29:02 PM
I throw in some OMO
Why would I need OMO...?  rubschin:

You promised me MILFs...  eyes:

You turn the packet UPSIDE DOWN you dolt  ::)
Won't all the powder fall out on the floor...?  rubschin:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #366 on: November 10, 2008, 08:26:37 AM »
You use it to wash your kecks first  ::)
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #367 on: November 11, 2008, 02:51:20 PM »
I have painted my living room this morning. Emulsion only, no glossing required.

Very Nice too.

Equipment used :

Wilko's roller and tray, 2 quid, 1 off, yak it away when done.

One paint brush, also Wilko's. 2 quid for 120 off. Also yak away.

5 litre pot of Wilko's emuslsion, 1 off.

ICantPaintPod : 0 off.

Man got in : 0 off.

Job done. Time for a pint.  happy088


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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #368 on: November 11, 2008, 02:53:04 PM »
Makes far more sense. Although even though the pod is working now BM doesn't seem to have done much with it!
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #369 on: November 11, 2008, 02:56:59 PM »
He is useless with a tool  noooo:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #370 on: November 11, 2008, 02:57:12 PM »
I'm afraid to touch it in case it breaks like....  noooo:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #371 on: November 11, 2008, 02:59:01 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 11, 2008, 02:56:59 PM
He is useless with a tool  noooo:

Most men are.
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #372 on: November 11, 2008, 02:59:34 PM »
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #373 on: November 11, 2008, 03:00:24 PM »
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #374 on: November 11, 2008, 03:00:51 PM »
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