The most unsual things can happen whilst decorating:...............
.......whilst painting me container in the lonesome depths of a wild muddy wet cold and windy Swamp 2 this morn., I was approached by a very pleasant Pakistanee gun carrying geezer shooting pigeons for his Sunday roast...apparently...who offered me large tins of green brown and black paint, a load of chains and some hackles, all for free!
I collect from his garage this week!
Tell you, if it had been some random English bloke wandering around, he'd have shackled me, nicked my paint and used the double barrel shotgun to blow me apart for his Sunday roast.