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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #450 on: November 12, 2008, 04:56:22 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 12, 2008, 04:54:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 12, 2008, 04:53:31 PM
The curtains are paint free...  whistle:

According to you but LL has higher standards. I may email her.  eveilgrin:

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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #451 on: November 12, 2008, 05:10:59 PM »
He's gubbed the curtains  point:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #452 on: November 12, 2008, 05:58:54 PM »
She will smell white spirit a mile away.  whistle:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #453 on: November 12, 2008, 06:33:20 PM »
The curtains are not gubbed...  noooo:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #454 on: November 12, 2008, 06:39:48 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 12, 2008, 05:58:54 PM
She will smell white spirit a mile away.  whistle:

That shouldnt be a problem, LL will just think that BM is relaxing with a glass of home brew having had a hard day painting...  whistle:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #455 on: November 12, 2008, 06:44:09 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 12, 2008, 06:39:48 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 12, 2008, 05:58:54 PM
She will smell white spirit a mile away.  whistle:

That shouldnt be a problem, LL will just think that BM is relaxing with a glass of home brew having had a hard day painting...  whistle:

True, hadn't thought of that.
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #456 on: November 12, 2008, 08:11:13 PM »
GUBBED
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #457 on: November 12, 2008, 10:50:16 PM »
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #458 on: November 13, 2008, 04:52:22 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on November 12, 2008, 10:50:16 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 12, 2008, 08:11:13 PM
GUBBED

Ey? confused:
Ignore him Growler...  whacky115

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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #459 on: November 17, 2008, 09:17:21 AM »
I think we need an update on how the painting saga is going.
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #460 on: November 17, 2008, 10:04:45 AM »
The painting is going on the ceilings, on the walls and mostly on the Barman.
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #461 on: November 17, 2008, 12:29:43 PM »
Finished another en-suite yesterday, starting another bedroom this arvo...

I've been to the shops today to buy more paint... and a new ladder... and a new towel rail...  noooo:

In the DIY shop choosing a towel rail that matched the old one (LL broke it) and the assistant wanders up...

Assistant: Can I help you sir?
Barman: I want one of these towel rails but this one has the fixings missing from the pack
Assistant: [blank]
Barman: You see, this one (takes another from the rail) has the two fixy-brackety things for fixing it to the wall... this one doesn't...
Assistant: [blank]
Barman: This one (points) has both the brackets and the screws see... I'll take this one...
Assistant: Do you need anything else?
Barman: No, this is fine thanks... (walks away)
Assistant (puts towel rail with missing bits back on shelf)
Barman: doh:

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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #462 on: November 17, 2008, 12:31:22 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 17, 2008, 12:29:43 PM
Finished another en-suite yesterday, starting another bedroom this arvo...

I've been to the shops today to buy more paint... and a new ladder... and a new towel rail...  noooo:

In the DIY shop choosing a towel rail that matched the old one (LL broke it) and the assistant wanders up...

Assistant: Can I help you sir?
Barman: I want one of these towel rails but this one has the fixings missing from the pack
Assistant: [blank]
Barman: You see, this one (takes another from the rail) has the two fixy-brackety things for fixing it to the wall... this one doesn't...
Assistant: [blank]
Barman: This one (points) has both the brackets and the screws see... I'll take this one...
Assistant: Do you need anything else?
Barman: No, this is fine thanks... (walks away)
Assistant (puts towel rail with missing bits back on shelf)
Barman: doh:



Further and better particulars are required ~ How did LL break the old one?
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #463 on: November 17, 2008, 12:31:54 PM »
Rail dancing?
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #464 on: November 17, 2008, 12:34:34 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 17, 2008, 12:31:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 17, 2008, 12:29:43 PM
Finished another en-suite yesterday, starting another bedroom this arvo...

I've been to the shops today to buy more paint... and a new ladder... and a new towel rail...  noooo:

In the DIY shop choosing a towel rail that matched the old one (LL broke it) and the assistant wanders up...

Assistant: Can I help you sir?
Barman: I want one of these towel rails but this one has the fixings missing from the pack
Assistant: [blank]
Barman: You see, this one (takes another from the rail) has the two fixy-brackety things for fixing it to the wall... this one doesn't...
Assistant: [blank]
Barman: This one (points) has both the brackets and the screws see... I'll take this one...
Assistant: Do you need anything else?
Barman: No, this is fine thanks... (walks away)
Assistant (puts towel rail with missing bits back on shelf)
Barman: doh:



Further and better particulars are required ~ How did LL break the old one?

 Shrugs: I didn't like to ask...  noooo:
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