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Offline Snoopy

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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #465 on: November 17, 2008, 12:35:48 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 17, 2008, 12:34:34 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 17, 2008, 12:31:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 17, 2008, 12:29:43 PM
Finished another en-suite yesterday, starting another bedroom this arvo...

I've been to the shops today to buy more paint... and a new ladder... and a new towel rail...  noooo:

In the DIY shop choosing a towel rail that matched the old one (LL broke it) and the assistant wanders up...

Assistant: Can I help you sir?
Barman: I want one of these towel rails but this one has the fixings missing from the pack
Assistant: [blank]
Barman: You see, this one (takes another from the rail) has the two fixy-brackety things for fixing it to the wall... this one doesn't...
Assistant: [blank]
Barman: This one (points) has both the brackets and the screws see... I'll take this one...
Assistant: Do you need anything else?
Barman: No, this is fine thanks... (walks away)
Assistant (puts towel rail with missing bits back on shelf)
Barman: doh:



Further and better particulars are required ~ How did LL break the old one?

 Shrugs: I didn't like to ask...  noooo:


Prolly the best decision this month   whistle:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #466 on: November 19, 2008, 12:58:49 PM »
Will this never end...?  noooo:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #467 on: November 19, 2008, 01:09:38 PM »
Forth Road Bridge comes to mind
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #468 on: November 19, 2008, 02:27:02 PM »
Even the dog has paint on him now...  noooo:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #469 on: November 19, 2008, 02:31:00 PM »
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #470 on: November 20, 2008, 09:27:23 AM »
I'm actually finding the painting quite theraputic and relaxing...

I've got my music on loud and it is a rare chance to spend a long time listening to some old Cds...

LL: What the fuck is that you've got on?
Barman: Robert Zimmerman
LL: Oh, it sounded like Bob Dylan
Barman: [snigger]
LL: It is shite anyway

 happy001

Actually, I've never really 'got' Dylan but I've been listening to a two-disc "Best Of" release and quite enjoyed it... put it on for a second time this morning which prompted the above conversation...  whistle:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #471 on: November 20, 2008, 09:30:04 AM »
When she reads this that wet dishcloth flicked at your ear is going to sting. whistle:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #472 on: November 20, 2008, 09:31:15 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 20, 2008, 09:30:04 AM
When she reads this that wet dishcloth flicked at your ear is going to sting. whistle:
She's just gone out...  whistle:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #473 on: November 20, 2008, 11:25:58 AM »
Prolly gone shopping for the items on her revenge checklist....  point:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #474 on: November 20, 2008, 11:28:29 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 20, 2008, 11:25:58 AM
Prolly gone shopping for the items on her revenge checklist....  point:

Wot ~ like nipple clamps and penis rings and stuff?
Do they make penis rings that small?
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #475 on: November 20, 2008, 11:47:21 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 20, 2008, 11:28:29 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 20, 2008, 11:25:58 AM
Prolly gone shopping for the items on her revenge checklist....  point:

Wot ~ like nipple clamps and penis rings and stuff?
Do they make penis rings that small?
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #476 on: November 20, 2008, 11:52:52 AM »
Evidently they do
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #477 on: December 12, 2008, 03:39:03 PM »
I finished the master bedroom today...  cloud9:
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #478 on: December 12, 2008, 03:41:18 PM »
The Master's bedroom surely
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Re: The All New Decorating Thread
« Reply #479 on: December 12, 2008, 03:44:04 PM »
Only the other eleventy billion square feet to go then.  ::)
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