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Re: British Gas
« Reply #60 on: October 29, 2008, 06:05:36 PM »
Anywho, British gas boiler servicing.

I know a bit about this as a few years ago I moonlighted at the call centre that handles the calls regarding boiler breakdown/service contracts etc.

It was a real eye opener and no mistake.

I could tell you some stories like.  whistle:




We hate british gas..they just doubled our monthly payment and we are in credit, then can go an run...cos we aint paying that every month, no Tg get on phone an sort the robbing b*******ds asap!
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Re: British Gas
« Reply #61 on: October 29, 2008, 07:22:36 PM »
Before I go any further, a word to the wise.

If you have a contract with BG to repair your boiler and they wont come out and fix it within the 24 hour period you signed up for, then whatever you do, do not try and play the 'I have a gas leak' card to try and get an engineer out to you.

Operators are well trained in this and will in fact relish it. They will ask you if you are REALLY sure if you can smell gas.

if you persist you will in fact get an engineer round very fast. However, it will be a Transco engineer who will cut off your gas supply. If you dont let them in the will cut off the supply from outside and leave you with nothing. I repeat, they will cut you off. They will fix nothing.

It will then take you days if not weeks (and money) to get re-connected.

Never play the 'I can smell gas' card unless you can in fact do so.

If you can smell gas the outcome will be the same as above but you will not die.

The only moment of job satisfacion I got when I was there was taking a call from an elderly lady in the scottish highlands who told me she was really worried about her central heating system. I asked her if she could smell gas, she said 'No, but there is water pouring through the light fitting in my living room ceiling'.

She offered to go round the house and turn all the lights on to see if there was any more water pouring through light switches etc. I told her 'No, just stay on the phone and talk to me' while pressing the emergency button. After a two eared phone conversation with her and Transco she was saved. In fact an emergency crew were around her house within 30 minutes.

That was the one and only high point of the whole experience.

Also, never swear at someone on the helpdesk...

Shall I go on? I dont want to bore anyone.






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Re: British Gas
« Reply #62 on: October 29, 2008, 08:01:47 PM »
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Re: British Gas
« Reply #63 on: October 29, 2008, 08:40:37 PM »
OK then.

As I say never swear at a nice operator. The rules governing what an operator can and cannot do on the phone are rigid. But, if an operator is sworn at, threatened etc, they have full support to hang up the phone and BLOCK THE NUMBER FROM THE CALL CENTRE.

You will never get through again which will serve you right you bad tempered bas...  Sorry... Got carried away.

Anyway, next, the 24 hour call out commitment and the small print and what the operator sees on his screen and what he tells you.

In later chapters...

What to do when Joe Public says 'I want to speak to your supervisor'

How to sell a person a burglar alarm when they ring you to complain thier boiler has blown up and the unwashed kids are beginning to stink.

Also, the strict definition of '24 Hours'

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« Reply #64 on: October 29, 2008, 08:51:54 PM »
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Re: British Gas
« Reply #65 on: October 30, 2008, 06:16:21 AM »
OK then.

As I say never swear at a nice operator. The rules governing what an operator can and cannot do on the phone are rigid. But, if an operator is sworn at, threatened etc, they have full support to hang up the phone and BLOCK THE NUMBER FROM THE CALL CENTRE.

You will never get through again which will serve you right you bad tempered bas...  Sorry... Got carried away.

Anyway, next, the 24 hour call out commitment and the small print and what the operator sees on his screen and what he tells you.

In later chapters...

What to do when Joe Public says 'I want to speak to your supervisor'

How to sell a person a burglar alarm when they ring you to complain thier boiler has blown up and the unwashed kids are beginning to stink.

Also, the strict definition of '24 Hours'



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Re: British Gas
« Reply #66 on: October 30, 2008, 08:31:56 AM »
It gets werse  noooo:

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Re: British Gas
« Reply #67 on: October 30, 2008, 08:35:23 AM »
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« Reply #68 on: October 30, 2008, 08:37:35 AM »
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« Reply #69 on: October 30, 2008, 08:38:28 AM »
We huddled together for warmth. Fookin freezio this morning  surrender:
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« Reply #70 on: October 30, 2008, 08:45:41 AM »
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Re: British Gas
« Reply #71 on: October 30, 2008, 08:55:22 AM »
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« Reply #72 on: October 30, 2008, 08:55:59 AM »
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« Reply #73 on: October 30, 2008, 08:57:15 AM »
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Re: British Gas
« Reply #74 on: October 30, 2008, 09:02:43 AM »
My willy has vanished  eeek:
The old walnut whip effect.  rubschin: